The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[MarineUKFan]

Hell of a wake up call in the good morning thread! One question: If she already performed oral on him, and I assumed he finished, why would he be agreeable to be tied up? Maybe that was just fore-play?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Also read the guy was only 21, so maybe he was in for round two real quick.

 

[batchaps4me]

Fuck you all.

I meant good morning.

You said the same thing in both posts ... especially before coffee.

 

[batchaps4me]

Hell of a wake up call in the good morning thread! One question: If she already performed oral on him, and I assumed he finished, why would he be agreeable to be tied up?

I don't understand your question ... I've been tied and/or cuffed a few times but never before she finished oral on me.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I don't understand your question ... I've been tied and/or cuffed a few times but never before she finished oral on me.

Guess Ill have to break it down into a vernacular you can understand. After you blow you man juice in some stranger's face or down her throat, the last thing I would want to do is hang around to be tied up.

 

[batchaps4me]

Guess Ill have to break it down into a vernacular you can understand. After you blow you man juice in some stranger's face or down her throat, the last thing I would want to do is hang around to be tied up.

It was a rhetorical statement used as the basis of a joke ... I didn't say a good one ... but hell at that age I married a woman I couldn't stand to be around for the same reason he got tied up.

 

[cogarboy]

Good Friday morning Friends

 

[Meadowlark]

 

[LyquidMetal]

 

[Copejunkie]

Morning all. Had a flat tire yesterday on the combine. Luckily the tire guy had a used one that was in good shape. Only cost about a thousand instead of 2500.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Guess Ill have to break it down into a vernacular you can understand. After you blow you man juice in some stranger's face or down her throat, the last thing I would want to do is hang around to be tied up.

@Bama Believer , Just throwing this out there hypothetically speaking: Say you met a a hot female stranger/strangers and she/they wanted to give to give you a BJ and then you accepted it. Would you also agree to being tied up afterwards?

 

[batchaps4me]

To be totally honest, at 21 I would have screwed a rattlesnake if someone could have held it straight enough. When I walked past an aquarium, the smart fish quit swimming.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

To be totally honest, at 21 I would have screwed a rattlesnake if someone could have held it straight enough. When I walked past an aquarium, the smart fish quit swimming.

Yeah… at 21 I would hit a fresh bullet wound !

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Yeah… at 21 I would hit a fresh bullet wound !

Or a knot hole in an oak tree. Pro tip: Take a stick and check it out first for bees or critters.

 

[batchaps4me]

Yeah… at 21 I would hit a fresh bullet wound !

Or a knot hole in an oak tree. Pro tip: Take a stick and check it out first for bees or critters.

I tip my hat, good sirs. And yes, after the BJ they can tie me up ... before the BJ if it was a second date. I ain't skeered ... I told y'all how I got my username.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

I tip my hat, good sirs. And yes, after the BJ they can tie me up ... before the BJ if it was a second date. I ain't skeered ... I told y'all how I got my username.

I missed the post on your user name...

 

[MarineUKFan]

@Bama Believer , Just throwing this out there hypothetically speaking: Say you met a a hot female stranger/strangers and she/they wanted to give to give you a BJ and then you accepted it. Would you also agree to being tied up afterwards?

In a parking lot?

 

[Hard2Bluff]

In a parking lot?

Or car, I suppose

 

[Bama Believer]

@Bama Believer , Just throwing this out there hypothetically speaking: Say you met a a hot female stranger/strangers and she/they wanted to give to give you a BJ and then you accepted it. Would you also agree to being tied up afterwards?

Nope, I'd take my dog and go back to the room and post about it

 

[oldyarddog]

Good morning crew. As usual you guys deliver with the laughs and life lessons. I was tied up for a while reading them.