Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

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Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY............

Democrat's Answer:

? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

? Does the man look poor or oppressed?

? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

? Could we run away?

? What does my wife think?

? What about the kids?

? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

? This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ........ .......... ......... ...

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

............ ......... ........ ......... ......... .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!
 
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Deathroll said:
Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY............

Democrat's Answer:

? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

? Does the man look poor or oppressed?

? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

? Could we run away?

? What does my wife think?

? What about the kids?

? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

? This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ........ .......... ......... ...

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

............ ......... ........ ......... ......... .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!
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The Kimber is the easy way out. I would take the knife off him and cut his dick off with it. Maybe stuff it in his mouth then set him on fire.
 
txTIGER1963 said:
kimbers are too nice for everyday carry
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If I get into the shit, give me a Glock any day. IMO, though a nice weapon, a Kimber is for showing off at the range. Try tearing down a Kimbir in the woods or while being shot at. I can field strip and reassemble a Glock in the dark while rubbing one out. Not to mention, a Glock is one of the only weapons I've seen that you can throw in a mud puddle, swish it around. Pull it out of the puddle still dripping and PEW PEW PEW.

Don't get me wrong, I love the 1911 style weapons. First weapon I learned to shoot, the weapon a qual'd with in the Navy, but holy fuck field stripping one in the field and not losing or getting the recoil spring stuck in your eye socket is hard AF. Not to mention lining up the notches with the "going to scratch your weapon" pin.

No thanks, the hipsters can keep their play purdy weapon I'll take a Glock.
 
_rolltideroll_ said:
If I get into the shit, give me a Glock any day. IMO, though a nice weapon, a Kimber is for showing off at the range. Try tearing down a Kimbir in the woods or while being shot at. I can field strip and reassemble a Glock in the dark while rubbing one out. Not to mention, a Glock is one of the only weapons I've seen that you can throw in a mud puddle, swish it around. Pull it out of the puddle still dripping and PEW PEW PEW.

Don't get me wrong, I love the 1911 style weapons. First weapon I learned to shoot, the weapon a qual'd with in the Navy, but holy fuck field stripping one in the field and not losing or getting the recoil spring stuck in your eye socket is hard AF. Not to mention lining up the notches with the "going to scratch your weapon" pin.

No thanks, the hipsters can keep their play purdy weapon I'll take a Glock.
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Love my Glock G43X. Took me a couple of hundred rounds to get used to the heavy trigger, but damn does it shoot well! And very easy to conceal.
 
In indiana generally you get in more trouble if the following happens
A. They are still alive when you stop shooting
B. You reload.

So I would make sure to drop him on the first magazine because once I reload it can be argued it was desire to commit murder with passion.

Edit. I dont identify with either party. Think they are both fucking wastes and the enemy of the citizen
 
Tenn"cock said:
I almost bought one of those off a co-worker. He had gotten it in a trade and wanted to sell it. Once I told him I wanted it he takes the damn thing to range and comes back and says "Sorry dude, I'm gonna keep it." I am still pissed at him.
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The CZ 75 BD is THE most ergonomic, reliable and accurate handgun I own. And I own ummmm “a few”. The CZ 2075 rami is it’s little brother. It’s not quite as ergonomic and I wish it were a little thinner, but it ls very accurate and reliable and still comfortable enough for a compact.
 
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