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Good morning everyone. I have court today over a parking ticket ... parking on, not over but touching the line of a handicapped spot ... and they won't let me pay the ticket until I stand before a judge. I am wearing the same thing I wore to meet up in Boone, Liberty overalls, white Tee shirt and a go to hell hat. I don't mind paying the $51 but force me to show up and you are going to get me showing up. Just sayin ... IF I am not here tomorrow morning, you know it's not an emergency.
 
Good morning everyone. I have court today over a parking ticket ... parking on, not over but touching the line of a handicapped spot ... and they won't let me pay the ticket until I stand before a judge. I am wearing the same thing I wore to meet up in Boone, Liberty overalls, white Tee shirt and a go to hell hat. I don't mind paying the $51 but force me to show up and you are going to get me showing up. Just sayin ... IF I am not here tomorrow morning, you know it's not an emergency.
I expect it to be something like this:
 
Good morning everyone. I have court today over a parking ticket ... parking on, not over but touching the line of a handicapped spot ... and they won't let me pay the ticket until I stand before a judge. I am wearing the same thing I wore to meet up in Boone, Liberty overalls, white Tee shirt and a go to hell hat. I don't mind paying the $51 but force me to show up and you are going to get me showing up. Just sayin ... IF I am not here tomorrow morning, you know it's not an emergency.
Does mentally handicapped count? If so , we can all attest to the severity of your condition and the legitimacy of your right to use a handicap spot, thus nullifying the ticket! 😂!
 
Does mentally handicapped count? If so , we can all attest to the severity of your condition and the legitimacy of your right to use a handicap spot, thus nullifying the ticket! 😂!
I wore an Auburn shirt to my doctor's appointment and therefore have had handicapped parking since before my second TKR surgery. I was just crowded by a F250 on my passenger's side so I crowded the line on my left so my wife could get out. Technically it is a parking violation and I have no ill feelings over that. By the letter of the law, and I cherish that, I am guilty. What I have an issue with is that there is no option to just pay the ticket and I must show up in court and pay court costs. Since I am paying for the judges time, I am going to use it as I see fit. Oh, I am going to plead not guilty and have a dozen of prepared, detailed questions of the officer that wrote it. Where I am struggling ... by struggling I mean knowing I am wrong but just can't help it ... is that if there is no pictures then it all hinges on the officer's credibility and I am going to ask for a continuance until I can FOIA the officer's disciplinary record or ask direct questions about it in open court. Whenever I think I have gotten my court cost's worth, I shall change my plea.
 
I wore an Auburn shirt to my doctor's appointment and therefore have had handicapped parking since before my second TKR surgery. I was just crowded by a F250 on my passenger's side so I crowded the line on my left so my wife could get out. Technically it is a parking violation and I have no ill feelings over that. By the letter of the law, and I cherish that, I am guilty. What I have an issue with is that there is no option to just pay the ticket and I must show up in court and pay court costs. Since I am paying for the judges time, I am going to use it as I see fit. Oh, I am going to plead not guilty and have a dozen of prepared, detailed questions of the officer that wrote it. Where I am struggling ... by struggling I mean knowing I am wrong but just can't help it ... is that if there is no pictures then it all hinges on the officer's credibility and I am going to ask for a continuance until I can FOIA the officer's disciplinary record or ask direct questions about it in open court. Whenever I think I have gotten my court cost's worth, I shall change my plea.
51 dollars and have to go to court? WTF??? Give em hell.
 
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