What are we drinking tonight?

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My Torpedo IPA… but the crazy bastards did it. They actually did it. They made it atomic. 9.2% - anything less is for big, moist PUSSIES! Of course, this is a good, non-political, unboycotted beer. I will, of course, drink it out of a glass, not the can. I am not a savage. Nor do I shave my legs like a woman. Cheers, idiots, the nations best is playing.
 
My Torpedo IPA… but the crazy bastards did it. They actually did it. They made it atomic. 9.2% - anything less is for big, moist PUSSIES! Of course, this is a good, non-political, unboycotted beer. I will, of course, drink it out of a glass, not the can. I am not a savage. Nor do I shave my legs like a woman. Cheers, idiots, the nations best is playing.
you misspelled @DJ Fieri ...
 
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My Torpedo IPA… but the crazy bastards did it. They actually did it. They made it atomic. 9.2% - anything less is for big, moist PUSSIES! Of course, this is a good, non-political, unboycotted beer. I will, of course, drink it out of a glass, not the can. I am not a savage. Nor do I shave my legs like a woman. Cheers, idiots, the nations best is playing.
Small can, small TV, small dick.
 
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