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Florida Woman Arrested for Allegedly Stealing Mother’s Car, Running Her Over
A 25-year-old woman is accused of assaulting her mother and speeding off in her vehicle.
Damn. Back in the day the story would have been "Woman raises voice to mother in disrespectful manner. The family will be receiving friends on Tuesday at 1300 followed by a graveside service". I miss those days.![]()
Florida Woman Arrested for Allegedly Stealing Mother’s Car, Running Her Over
A 25-year-old woman is accused of assaulting her mother and speeding off in her vehicle.news.yahoo.com
It is hard to say if those are meth or bath salt eyes. My money is on the latter.She's got those crazy eyes
She looks crazy.![]()
Florida Woman Arrested for Allegedly Stealing Mother’s Car, Running Her Over
A 25-year-old woman is accused of assaulting her mother and speeding off in her vehicle.news.yahoo.com
ALL women are crazy. It took me 4 marriages to find a crazy I could be happy with.She looks crazy.
Sounds like that stuffed animal was giving every bit as much as it was getting.This ain't even Florida, but it sure seems like it should be
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Police: Man Caught 'Having Sex With Stuffed Animal' in 'Rocking' Car
Arkansas police caught a man allegedly "having sex with a stuffed animal" when they approached a "rocking" parked car.www.breitbart.com
"According to an arrest affidavit, the deputy “observed” the car to be “rocking.” When he looked inside the vehicle, he reported seeing Theodore T. Morgavan III “having sex with a stuffed animal.”
The document did not indicate what kind of stuffed animal it was."![]()
ALL women are crazy. It took me 4 marriages to find a crazy I could be happy with.
That booking picture in the link has 'psycho' written all over it.![]()
Florida Woman Arrested for Allegedly Stealing Mother’s Car, Running Her Over
A 25-year-old woman is accused of assaulting her mother and speeding off in her vehicle.news.yahoo.com
She’d give you a ride
She'd leave track mark scars on your back that will never go awayShe’d give you a ride
I am kind of pissed that you didn't give me enough time to make arrangements. Next year I will try to get 5Q to sponsor the needed modifications to my mobility scooter and I will medal. All I need is enough metal to fabricate and weld a mount for that 454 and beer cooler to sit on ...Check this shit out
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First Ever Florida Man Games Will Feature Beer Belly Wrestling and ‘Evading Arrest’ Obstacle Course
It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”www.breitbart.com
I just put money on Slim Methson to win the kids bicycle/weed eater stealing contest.Check this shit out
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First Ever Florida Man Games Will Feature Beer Belly Wrestling and ‘Evading Arrest’ Obstacle Course
It ain’t the Olympics, but a group of Floridians plan to host competitions themed according to the collective antics of the beer-loving, gator-possessing, rap-sheet heavy, mullet-wearing social media phenomenon known as “Florida Man.”www.breitbart.com