What are we drinking tonight?

OldDevilDawg said:
Where's the craziest place you've ever woke up after passing out? Qualifier: You must have no memory of ending up there.
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Oh shit, I would have to say the sky walk in down town DesMoines during state wrestling when I was like 15. I was drinking in an old team mates hotel room that was connected to it. I also remember I was giving a back rub to a 20 something year old woman who was some other schools cheer leading coach, i do remember she was 🔥, and let's say rather touchy feely, she sat down in front of me and said rub. I don't remember much else. I was told by my buddy that I disappeared sometime, and he said she had disappeared around the same time. So yeah. We all know what she was.
Of course I've woke up in vehicles, other unknown people's places, the bed of my truck on the way to another rodeo with my traveling partner driving down the road. Nothing else too out of the ordinary.
 
Copejunkie said:
Oh shit, I would have to say the sky walk in down town DesMoines during state wrestling when I was like 15. I was drinking in an old team mates hotel room that was connected to it. I also remember I was giving a back rub to a 20 something year old woman who was some other schools cheer leading coach, i do remember she was 🔥, and let's say rather touchy feely, she sat down in front of me and said rub. I don't remember much else. I was told by my buddy that I disappeared sometime, and he said she had disappeared around the same time. So yeah. We all know what she was.
Of course I've woke up in vehicles, other unknown people's places, the bed of my truck on the way to another rodeo with my traveling partner driving down the road. Nothing else too out of the ordinary.
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You lucky bastard. I always wanted to be molested by some of my hotass teachers when I was in high school. You are a statistic. You lucky bastard.
 
Copejunkie said:
Wish I could remember it. Where's the craziest place you ever woke up?
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The list is long. Hard to decide the craziest. Woke up one morning around 4am wrapped around the passenger side front tire of my best friend's car literally hugging it like a teddy bear. If he had decided to leave that party before I woke up, I would not be posting right now. That was the last time I drank that liquor called Black Velvet. When I was stationed at Camp Lejeune, I woke up one morning in the backseat of a car in the parking lot of a bar. I still don't know how I got there, but whoever put me there had the decency to crack the window so I had fresh air. Happy Day after my Birthday! There are many more stories.......Maybe this needs a separate thread.........
 
Oh and by the way to keep the spirit of this thread alive, I'm drinking bad tasting E&J brandy that I found in the back of my liquor cabinet. I don't know how it got there because I didn't buy it, but since it is there I might as well drink it. Definitely needs a lot of ice.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
Go a couple of hours east and hit St George island. The whole area is old school. Ain't no tourist trap shit going on.
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Duly noted. As a kid we had family living in Sarasota/Bradenton. We loved Siesta Key visiting every year from ages 3 to 21 and then occasionally. Quit going when it became a full blown tourist trap. We never knew how good we had it, one of the best beaches in the world without the BS in the Gulf of America.
 
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