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Ah yes, my UCFavorite time of year — when the AP Poll and their UCFriends in the corrupt ESP5N cartel crowns the sec champs before the UCFirst snap. UCForget a level playing UCField — this is the Preseason Invitational, brought to you by corporate UCFFootball politics and P5 privilege.
You could set your watch to it: Bama, Georgia, or whoever the cartel decides is this year’s “chosen one” gets penciled in at #1 because tradition. Meanwhile, UCF could win back-to-back seasons without a loss, drop 60 a game, and still “need to prove it” against the sacred P5 schedule of Vandy and Cupcake State.
UCForget results. UCForget the scoreboard. In the AP Poll’s world, brand name beats box score every single time. That’s why they panic whenever UCF gets too close to breaking their little echo chamber — it exposes the UCFiction they’ve been selling for decades.
So congrats to the 2025 Preseason Paper Champs. Enjoy your August trophy. The rest of us will be playing actual UCFFootball while the ESP5N talking heads keep polishing the SEC’s participation ribbons.
#UCFacts

You could set your watch to it: Bama, Georgia, or whoever the cartel decides is this year’s “chosen one” gets penciled in at #1 because tradition. Meanwhile, UCF could win back-to-back seasons without a loss, drop 60 a game, and still “need to prove it” against the sacred P5 schedule of Vandy and Cupcake State.
UCForget results. UCForget the scoreboard. In the AP Poll’s world, brand name beats box score every single time. That’s why they panic whenever UCF gets too close to breaking their little echo chamber — it exposes the UCFiction they’ve been selling for decades.
So congrats to the 2025 Preseason Paper Champs. Enjoy your August trophy. The rest of us will be playing actual UCFFootball while the ESP5N talking heads keep polishing the SEC’s participation ribbons.
#UCFacts
