Hypothetically, if you were gonna end it, how would you do it?

[Toadman005]

Had an uncle who hanged himself. Seems like a painful way to go, but leaves an open casket. Less mess/grizzly scene for loved ones. Generous, that way. Hypothetically, if you were punching out, how would you opt? Gunshot? poison? Rooftop leap? Suicide by cop? Steer into oncoming traffic?

Merely curious, what you all come up with.

 

[oldyarddog]

Had an uncle who hanged himself. Seems like a painful way to go, but leaves an open casket. Less mess/grizzly scene for loved ones. Generous, that way. Hypothetically, if you were punching out, how would you opt? Gunshot? poison? Rooftop leap? Suicide by cop? Steer into oncoming traffic?

Merely curious, what you all come up with.

I have seen more than my fair share of suicides, so no matter how hard times would be to consider it, I wouldn’t do it.

So I won’t give you my way out but if I could give one thing I read years ago

Anything can be solved by moving 500 miles away in any direction.

 

[Toadman005]

I have seen more than my fair share of suicides, so no matter how hard times would be to consider it, I wouldn’t do it.

So I won’t give you my way out but if I could give one thing I read years ago

Anything can be solved by moving 500 miles in any direction.

500 miles directly south of me would be an easy place to drown.

I kid I kid, thank you.

 

[oldyarddog]

I have seen more than my fair share of suicides, so no matter how hard times would be to consider it, I wouldn’t do it.

So I won’t give you my way out but if I could give one thing I read years ago

Anything can be solved by moving 500 miles in any

500 miles directly south of me would be an easy place to drown.

I kid I kid, thank you.

I know this is a hypothetical but you scare me because I know what you are going through.

So maybe I am over reacting but trust me, down the road life is better, or sometimes just as bad, but you are still treading water and saying to everyone else, Fuck you, this is all you got(kinda of Forrest Gump/Lietunant Dan quote.)

 

[Tenn"cock]

Just become a Vols fan ... they have as many living brain cells as any corpse so same thing... and by the end of the season you will be dead inside.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Shot by a jealous husband at the ripe old age of 98.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Fatal test drive of a new Corvette at age 80, my compliments to the dealership.

 

[batchaps4me]

Shot by a jealous husband at the ripe old age of 98.

Dad always said that he wanted to be lynched at age 100, for adultery or rape. Just any charge that means someone believes he could still get it up at that age would mean a lot ...

 

[oldyarddog]

Dad always said that he wanted to be lynched at age 100, for adultery or rape. Just any charge that means someone believes he could still get it up at that age would mean a lot ...

Occasionally they run a prostitution sting around here and then post names and age in the media. Whenever I see the age of one of the arrestees being over 80 I think to myself, I wouldn’t arrest him, I would pat him on the back.