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Whatever they supposedly cure, I'd rather be sick.Bananas and Pickles are medicine.
Whatever they supposedly cure, I'd rather be sick.Bananas and Pickles are medicine.
I love my dogs. They are like my children, excepting my dogs never totaled my car. Let my flesh and blood son do that to a fresh loaf of grandma cooked, homemade banana bread and see what my fat ass does to him ... whether he was 6, 16, or 60 years old, the results are the same.That’s what I hear. I’ve never made it myself. The nice old lady across the street makes the best banana bread. A couple times though she has left a loaf at the end of the deck when no one was home but the dog. The dog really enjoys her banana bread too.
Pickle juice is good for everything from cramps to heartburn and has been used from at least Roman times for medicinal and nutritional properties. But I highly suggest, nay I beg of you, to never hand a glass of pickle juice to your wife during a, let's just say emotional exchange. Damned sure not when it's in a real glass container. With her between you and the knives, guns and door. Has anyone else ever had to enact the emergency "her husband came home early" protocol in your own house, with your own wife?Whatever they supposedly cure, I'd rather be sick.
This will probably be an unpopular opinion here, but banana pudding sucks. And yes, I’ve tried the real deal, made by some fat southern black woman whose recipe was passed down from generations of other fat southern black women. I don’t see how some folks rave about that shit. There are so many delicious foods that come from the south, but banana pudding is NOT on that list.
Good, but nowhere near a podium finish.![]()
Bananas Foster. Top 3 dessert.
Have you tried taking them orally, or just rectally?Whatever they supposedly cure, I'd rather be sick.
Bless your heart. In the south, we all have people like that in our families. We just don't talk about them.This will probably be an unpopular opinion here, but banana pudding sucks. And yes, I’ve tried the real deal, made by some fat southern black woman whose recipe was passed down from generations of other fat southern black women. I don’t see how some folks rave about that shit. There are so many delicious foods that come from the south, but banana pudding is NOT on that list.
I get why it’s so popular in the south. You don’t need a lot of teeth to eat it.Bless your heart. In the south, we all have people like that in our families. We just don't talk about them.![]()
I gave them orally to your mom.Have you tried taking them orally, or just rectally?
Must have been tough to find her mouth in a box of ash.I gave them orally to your mom.
With my meat syringe.
This will probably be an unpopular opinion here, but banana pudding sucks. And yes, I’ve tried the real deal, made by some fat southern black woman whose recipe was passed down from generations of other fat southern black women. I don’t see how some folks rave about that shit. There are so many delicious foods that come from the south, but banana pudding is NOT on that list.
And this ...It’s seriously taken this long into the thread for banana popsicles to make an appearance?
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The banana daiquiri? It does sound like one of those sex acts that you read the definition on urban dictionary and laugh, but think there’s no one depraved enough to actually try it.Sexual innuendo?
LOL.
I'm an Auburn fan, so if you hold my chicken while you explain it, I will consider attempting a banana daiquiri at least. As I said earlier, just don't act surprised at the results.The banana daiquiri? It does sound like one of those sex acts that you read the definition on urban dictionary and laugh, but think there’s no one depraved enough to actually try it.