Average American vs. “Poor” American

I used to think I was rich, but then..
I realized I'm probably average, but then...
I realized I'm a poor.

I don't own many materialistic things. Very little. All excess money gets invested.
My cabinets and refrigerator only have what I'm eating this week.
 
I used to think I was rich, but then..
I realized I'm probably average, but then...
I realized I'm a poor.

I don't own many materialistic things. Very little. All excess money gets invested.
My cabinets and refrigerator only have what I'm eating this week.
I never realized how poor I am. I don’t even have a VCR or an answering machine. I might have a blue ray player out in the shed,
 
I use it every day. I have since I moved out on my own (33 years). I iron my clothes for work every morning. Cheaper than dry cleaning.
At 21 I had to have military creases in my uniform for the sheriff's department and you are correct it is much cheaper than dry cleaners. I'd have them do my new uniforms once and I'd follow their lines.

Plus I used extra starch, that way the sleeves were sharp as a razor blade if someone tried to grab ahold of the sleeves.😁
 
I can’t think of any straight single men that I have ever known who had an ironing board. I did have an iron, but all it got used for was waxing skis and laminating edge banding veneer onto the endgrain of plywood. And I did try to make a grilled cheese with it once, like Michael Keaton in Mr Mom.

How did it go with the sandwich?
 
Warmed it up fine, but didn’t really toast it.

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