Tell the 5th something about you we might not know

[RazzlDazzl]

You are only telling the half truth here. The kicker was, you had to measure someone else's besides yours didn't you???? For honesty purposes of course.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

There must be transparency.

That, and did they wash the tape measure in between.

There are too many more questions of which I don't want the answers.

 

[Bama Believer]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

There must be transparency.

That, and did they wash the tape measure in between.

There are too many more questions of which I don't want the answers.

imagine the line of guys outside that dorm room waiting in their tighty whities

 

[Tidergirl]

6.75” is all I bring to the party. I think it’s enough. Never had complaints.

IF you are measuring anything from your package to crown molding you don't say 6.75.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

imagine the line of guys outside that dorm room waiting in their tighty whities

This was the first thing that came to mind, but I doubt there was a female involved.

 

[Rod Ban4lyfe Dangerfield]

You are only telling the half truth here. The kicker was, you had to measure someone else's besides yours didn't you???? For honesty purposes of course.

Had to either be your roommate’s or suitemate’s.

Just gripped it good in one hand & laid it on the ruler you were holding with the other. Nothing to it! And it wasn’t gay because we never made eye contact.

 

[Rod Ban4lyfe Dangerfield]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

There must be transparency.

That, and did they wash the tape measure in between.

There are too many more questions of which I don't want the answers.

Now that you mention it, I truly only recall one plain ole wooden ruler being passed around & used by everyone.

imagine the line of guys outside that dorm room waiting in their tighty whities

Nah. Ruler was just passed around. There wasn’t an official measuring room.

IF you are measuring anything from your package to crown molding you don't say 6.75.

Is 6 3/4 better? I’ve always done math easier with decimals instead of fractions.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Now that you mention it, I truly only recall one plain ole wooden ruler being passed around & used by everyone.



Nah. Ruler was just passed around. There wasn’t an official measuring room.



Is 6 3/4 better? I’ve always done math easier with decimals instead of fractions.

When you have to use communal showers / locker room showers you see a lot. In some cases you see a hell of a lot more than you want to. We had a guy at work we nicknamed "Tripod". This guy hung damn near to his knee. I'd bet that thing would scare the hell out of a woman if it was angry! LOL!

 

[Rod Ban4lyfe Dangerfield]

When you have to use communal showers / locker room showers you see a lot. In some cases you see a hell of a lot more than you want to. We had a guy at work we nicknamed "Tripod". This guy hung damn near to his knee. I'd bet that thing would scare the hell out of a woman if it was angry! LOL!

There are sluts out there that love the challenge of something like that.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

Now that you mention it, I truly only recall one plain ole wooden ruler being passed around & used by everyone.



Nah. Ruler was just passed around. There wasn’t an official measuring room.



Is 6 3/4 better? I’ve always done math easier with decimals instead of fractions.

 

[Rod Ban4lyfe Dangerfield]

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A tape measure like that can slice your dick off.

 

[LeroyOU12]

I am very very reserve, around people I do not know, and I absolutely hate to talk on the phone....

just so you know I'm madly in like with you TG. May I offer you a cup of coffee in person sometime in the near future?

 

[Bama Believer]

I'm one bullheaded sonofabitch,, but loyal AF,, if you are my friend,, I'll go to war with you.

 

[OkSooner]

I only have three friends on Facebook.

 

[Tidergirl]

I only have three friends on Facebook.

3 more than i got

 

[Bamaklingon]

I enjoy pissing on ant beds.

 

[tinp]

I enjoy pissing on my aunt's bed.

You sonofabitch.

 

[batchaps4me]

I was a National Merit Scholarship Finalist ... only because there was not a section testing common sense.

 

[cogarboy]

I read an entire set of encyclopedias at the age of 10. There are your run of the mill "bookworm nerds"....then there's me.

I thought I was the only one who enjoyed a good encyclopedia

 

[Nod4Eight]

No joke. It was the Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedia that my Mom got from Winn Dixie. I really did read the entire set.

I still have that set.

 

[Bullitt08]

Yeah....well, I was getting nekkid with a girl one night. She was laying on the bed watching me get undressed. When the bottoms came off, she pointed and laughed and said, "Who do you think you're gonna please with THAT?" I said, "ME, motherfucker."

Perspective.

I always tell them that it is alright to point and alright to giggle , but it is not alright to point and giggle.