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Is there anyway to PM someone on 5Q? @FifthQuarter
Are you gonna finally send me the map I've been requesting?
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I can say that I have never sent a dick pick … wife says it's not nearly big enough to be considered a dick, so peter pics are more my speed.
Years ago, wife was working retail. She had a flasher show up. She pointed, laughed, and said “It looks like a penis only smaller!”
The cops told her it probably wasn’t the right thing to do by making fun of a pervert but they laughed like hell.
 
Years ago, wife was working retail. She had a flasher show up. She pointed, laughed, and said “It looks like a penis only smaller!”
The cops told her it probably wasn’t the right thing to do by making fun of a pervert but they laughed like hell.

One of my favorite jokes was from Jay Hickman … when I get drunk I get cocky and piss holding my dick like a baseball bat. I piss on nine fingers … or grab a hair by mistake and piss down my leg.
 
I can say that I have never sent a dick pick … wife says it's not nearly big enough to be considered a dick, so peter pics are more my speed.
I don't think that they have to be a certain size to be called a dick but but to be called a cock is an entirely different matter.
 
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