Christopher Lane Foote. The best inside joke?

[TechRaiderRider]

Better than being a sooner, whorn or Rapelor bear! So at least I turned out slightly positive

reluctantly agree -

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Walk in like you own the place then talk like you do.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

Oh I like this.

He is known as Razzle Dazzle for a reason.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

He is known as Razzle Dazzle for a reason.

go on...

 

[RuffledFeathers]

go on...

He's the one that chose that moniker, I'll let him defend himself.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

He's the one that chose that moniker, I'll let him defend himself.

fair enough, good sir -

 

[pooods]

Mountauin

Major vs. All: 8461- 6349-696, 419279-355971, 100786-76019- 696
Major vs. Major: 5904-5904- 612, 307102-307098, 83576-59076-612
Major vs. Mid-Major: 2557-445-84, 112177- 48873, 17210-16943-84
relative proficiency: 2112/3086 * 17252 / 34237 + SQRT[(112177-48873)/2]/16/3086 = .3448591383636283 + .0036031693464851 = .3484623077101134. - .25 =
Differential: +.0984623077101134. (Major to Mid-Major)


All Vs. Major: 6309-7758-684, 347124- 387249, 98494-70977-684
Major vs. Major: 5904-5904- 612, 307102-307098, 83576-59076-612
Mid-Major vs. Major: 405-1854-72, 40022-80151, 14918-11901-72
relative proficiency: -1449/2331 - 11937 / 26891 - SQRT[(80151-40022)/2]/16/2331 = -.2759398050387601 - .003797973364739 = -.2797377784034991
(Mid-Major to Major) Differential: -.0297377784034991

All vs. ALL: 14749-13165-1266, 769243-719338, 176272- 153394-1266

MWC vs. Major:
Texas Christian vs. Major: 12-3, 380-287, 103-71
relative proficiency: 9 / 15 * 103 / 174 + SQRT[(380-287)/2]/16/15 = .3551724137931034 + .0284128785353872 = .3835852923284906.
Texas Christian vs MWC (adjusted): 46-6-3, 1915-667, 315-307-3
Texas Christian vs. OOC: 15-2, 622-217, 125- 89-12
Texas Christian vs. Mid-Major: 61-8-3, 2537-884, 440-396-15
relative proficiency: 53/72 * 447.5 / 851 + SQRT[(2537-884)/2]/16/72 = .3870854550202376 + .0249556536657379 = SQRT(.4120411086859755/2)/16*21/3.1412592653589/2 = .0948144913246998.

relative proficiency: ( .3835852923284906 + .0948144913246998. ) /2 = .2391998918265952 + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .7094621134230961

Utah vs Major : 21-12, 866-683, 196-174
OT: 1-0, 27-24, 8-4
20-12-1, 839-659, 195-174-1
relative proficiency: 8 / 33 * 195.5 / 370 + SQRT[(839-659)/2]/16/33 = .1280917280917281 + .0179674867055022 = .1460592147972303.
Utah vs MWC (adjusted): 60-24-6, 2603-1619, 501-494-6
Utah vs. OOC: 21-3, 786-347, 133- 131
Utah vs.Mid-Major: 81-27-6, 3389-1966, 634- 625-6
relative proficiency: 54/114 * 637/1265 + SQRT[(3389-1966)/2]/16/114 = .2385271479092989 + .0146238801188039 = SQRT(.2531510280281028/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0743180478960989.
relative proficiency: (.1460592147972303 + .0743180478960989.) /2 = .1101886313466616 -.0297377784034991 + .5 = .5804508529431655.

Boise St vs. Major: 8-5, 365-339, 90-66
relative proficiency: 3 / 13 * 90 / 156 + SQRT[(365-339)/2]/16/13 = .1331360946745562 + .0173343811320384 = .1504704758065946
Boise St vs. MWC (adjusted): 38-9-1, 1835- 1057, 279-287-1
Boise St vs. OOC: 16-2, 728- 282, 107-103
Boise St. vs. Mid-Major: 54-11-1, 2563-1339, 386-390-1
relative proficiency: 43 / 66 * 386.5/777 + SQRT[(2563-1339)/2]/16/66 = .3240805740805741 + .0234267365091913 = SQRT(.3475073105897654/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0870735835850959.

relative proficiency: ( .1504704758065946 + .0870735835850959)/2 = .11877202969584252 -.0297377784034991 + .5 = .5890342512923461.

Brigham Young vs. Major : 16-19, 861-953, 214-181
OT: 1-1, 61-65, 15-8
adjusted: 15-18-2, 800-888, 213-180-2
relative proficiency: -3/35 * 181 / 395 - SQRT[(888-800)/2]/16/35 = -.0392766726943942 - .0118450885369836 = -.0511217612313778

Brigham Young vs MWC (adjusted): 62-24-4, 2572-1818, 512-482-4
Brigham Young vs. OOC: 15-9-1, 875-615, 168- 117-1
Brigham Young vs. Mid-Major: 77-33-5, 3447- 2433, 680-599-5
relative proficiency: 44/115 * 682.5/1284 + SQRT[(3447-2433)/2]/16/115 = .9314
relative proficiency: 6/25 * 168.5/286 + SQRT[(875-615)/2]/16/25 = .2254180602006689 + .0285043856274784 = SQRT(.2539224458281473/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .074431195088854.
relative proficiency: (-.0511217612313778 + .074431195088854) /2 = .0116547169287381 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .481916938525239.

Colorado St vs. Major : 11-23, 714-1026, 201-197
OT: 0-3, 72-81, 13-23
adjusted: 11-20-3, 642-945, 198-197-3
relative proficiency: -9/34 - 198.5 / 398 - SQRT[(945-642)/2]/16/34 = -.1320203960981377 -.0226259809284764 = -.1546463770266141.
Colorado St vs. MWC: 68-70, 3677-3770, 795-770
Colorado St vs. OOC: 31-19-2, 1533-1286, 333-255-2
Colorado St. vs. Mid-Major: 99-89-2, 5210- 5056, 1128-1025-2
relative proficiency: 10/190 * 1129/2155 + SQRT[(5210-5056)/2]/16/190 = .0275735743069972 + .0028865014432211 = SQRT(.0304600757502183/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0257792296521103.
relative proficiency: (-.1546463770266141 -.0010910491942307 + .0560505004666468) /3 + .5 -.0297377784034991 = -.0332289752513993 = .4370332463451016.
relative proficiency: ( -.1546463770266141 + ..0257792296521103)/2 = -.0644335736872519 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .405828647909249.

Air Force Academy vs. Major: 7-15, 523-673, 158-101
OT: 0-1, 31-34, 8-3
adjusted: 7-14-1, 492-639, 157-101-1
relative proficiency: -7/22 * 101.5/259 - SQRT[(639-492)/2]/16/22 = -.1246928746928747 - .0243557218742646 = -.1490485965671393.

AFA vs MWC (adjusted): 68-64-6, 3755-3630, 781-782-6
Air Force vs. OOC: 47-14-3, 2152-1164, 333-375- 3
Air Force vs. Mid-Major: 115-78-9, 5907- 4794, 1114-1157-9
relative proficiency: 37 / 202 * 1118.5/2280 + SQRT[(5907-4794)/2]/16/202 = .0898569133229112 + .0072989641782707 = SQRT(.0971558775011819/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0460403890879293.
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relative proficiency: (-.149084965671392 + .0460403890879293)/2 = -.051504103739605 + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .4187581178568959.

Fresno St vs. Major: 2-8, 280-479, 77-43
OT: 1-0, 52-51, 6-6
adjusted: 1-8-1, 228-428, 77-42-1
relative proficiency: -7/10 * 42.5/120 - SQRT[(428-228)/2]/16/10 = -.24791666666667 - .0625 = -.310416666666667
Fresno St vs. IOC: 22-20, 1257-1174, 236-259
OT: 1-1, 62-58, 9-15
adjusted: 21-19-2, 1195-1116, 235-258-2
relative proficiency: 2/42 * 236 / 495 + SQRT[(1195-1116)/2]/16/42 = .0227032227032227 + .0093525335490897 = SQRT(.0320557562523124/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0264458456853743.
Fresno St vs. ALL: 30-34, 1907-1986, 378-373
OT: 2-2, 155-157, 24-24
adjusted: 38-32-4, 1752- 1829, 376-371-4
Fresno St vs. Major (adjusted): 1-8-1, 228-428, 77-42-1
Fresno St vs MWC (adjusted): 21-19-2, 1195-1116, 235-258-2
Fresno St vs. OOC: 16-5-1, 329- 285, 64-71-1
Fresno St. Vs. Mid-Major: 37-24-3, 1524-1401, 299- 329-3
relative proficiency: 13/64 * 300.5 / 631 + SQRT[(1524-1401)/2]/16/64 = .0967338549920761 + .0076583921588663 = SQRT(.1043922471509424/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0477241903291544.

relative proficiency: (-.310416666666667 + ..0477241903291544)/2 = -.1313462381687561. + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .3389159834277448.

Nevada Las Vegas vs. Major: 6-26, 591-1085, 187-180
OT: 2-2, 124-124, 18-27
adjusted: 4-24-4, 467-961, 185-178-4
relative proficiency: -20/32 - 180/367 - SQRT[(961-467)/2]/16/32 = -.3065395095367847 - .0306957688388705 = -.3372352783756552.

U.N.L.V vs. MWC (adjusted): 35-96-6, 2872-4244, 782-772-6
U.N.L.V. vs. OOC: 22-25-1, 1245- 1312, 271-271-1
U.N.L.V. vs. Mid-Major: 57-121-7, 4117- 5556, 1053- 1043-7
relative proficiency: -64/ 185 * 1046.5/2103 - SQRT[(5556-4117)/2]/16/185 = -.1721504671575998 - .0090619922844606 = -.1812124594420604 + .25 = SQRT(.0687875405579396/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0387399750632899 -.0738540728097813 = -.0351140977464914.
relative proficiency:
relative proficiency: (-.3372352783756552 -.0351140977464914)/2 = -.1861746880610733 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .2840875335354276.

Nevada vs. Major : 2-9 260-424, 64-65
relative proficiency: -7/11 * 65/129 - SQRT[(424-260)/2]/16/11 = -.3206483439041579 - .0514510519212353 = -.3720993958293932.

Nevada vs MWC (adjusted): 17-19-5, 1054- 1043, 223-258-5
Nevada vs. OOC: 8-2-1, 304-212,55-66-1
Nevada vs. Mid-Major: 25-21-6, 1358-1255, 278-324-6
relative proficiency: 4/52 * 281/608 + SQRT[(1358-1255)/2]/16/52 = .0355516194331984 + .0086 254207298121 = SQRT(.0441770401630105/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0310457927090068.

relative proficiency: (-.3720993958293932 + .0310457927090068)/2 = -.1705268015601932 + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .2997354200363077.

 

[pooods]

Wyoming vs. Major : 5-23, 470-949, 185-137
OT: 0-2, 46-53, 7-15
adjusted: 5-21-2, 424-896, 183-137-2
relative proficiency: -16/28 - 138 / 322 - SQRT[(896-422)/2]/16/28 = -.2448979591836375 - .0343634024962961 = -.2792613616799336.


Wyoming vs. MWC (adjusted): 44-88-6, 2863-4062, 819-753-6
Wyoming vs. OOC: 29-18-3, 1273-1134, 283- 271-3
Wyoming vs. Mid-Major: 73-106-9, 4136-5196, 1102-1024-9
relative proficiency: -33/188 * 1028.5 / 2135 - SQRT[(5196-4136)/2]/16/188 = -.0845595196571827 - .0076535002880461 = -.0922130199452288 + .25 = SQRT(.1577869800547712/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0586732341715313 - .0738540728097813 = -.01518083863825.

relative proficiency: (-.2792613616799336 - .01518083863825 )/2 = -.1472211001590918 + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .3230411214374091.

New Mexico vs. Major : 5-27, 577-1188, 210-162
OT: 0-1, 13-16, 2-8
adjusted: 5-26-1, 564-1172, 209-162-1
relative proficiency: -21/ 32 -162.5/372 - SQRT[(1172-564)/2]/16/32 = -.2866683467741935 - .03405388979964115 = -.320722244770605.

New Mexico vs MWC (adjusted): 56-78-3, 3114-3923, 810-749-3
New Mexico vs. OOC: 28-21-3, 1455- 1051, 231-342-3
New Mexico vs. Mid-Major: 84-99-6, 4569-4974, 1041-1091-6
relative proficiency: -15/189 * 1094 / 2138 - SQRT[(4974-4569)/2]/16/189 = -.0406105691419068 - .0047057703276315 = -.04531633946595383 + .25 = SQRT(.2046836605304617/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0668260872670046 - .0738540728097813 = -..0070279855427767.
relative proficiency: .(-.320722244770605 - -..0070279855427767)/2 = -.1638751151566908 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .3063871064398101.

Utah St vs. Major : 1-6, 121-209, 46-37
relative proficiency: -5/7 * 37 / 83 - SQRT[(209-121)/2]/16/7 = -.3184165232358003 - .0592254426849179 = -.3776419659207182.

Utah St vs MWC: 19-14, 1000-750, 201-189
Utah St vs. OOC: 8-4-1, 351-234, 95-57-1
Utah St. vs. Mid-Major: 27-18-1, 1351-984, 296-246-1
relative proficiency: 9/46 * 296.5/543 + SQRT[(1351-984)/2]/16/46 = .1068340139322604 + .0184051863915001 = SQRT(.1252392003237605/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0522726585827685.

relative proficiency: (-.3776419659207182 + .0522726585827685)/2 = -.1626846536689748 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .3075775679275261.

San Diego St vs. Major : 3-33, 566-1100, 239-174
relative proficiency: -30/36 * 174/413 - SQRT[(1100-566)/2]/16/36 = -.2340597255851493 - .0283682893027226 = -.2624280148878719.

San Diego St vs MWC (adjusted): 69-65-5, 3332-3406, 789-785-5
San Diego St vs. OOC: 30-16-1, 1517-967,260-262-1
San Diego St. vs. Mid-Major: 99-81-6, 4849-4373, 1049- 1047-6
relative proficiency: 18/186 * 1052/2102 + SQRT[(4849-4373)/2]/16/186 = .048433135876738 + .0051838873052895 = SQRT(.0536170231820275/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .034203380392373.

relative proficiency: (-.2624280148878719 + .034203380392373)/2 = -.1141128384243173. + .5 -.0297377784034991 = .3561493831721836.

Hawaii vs Major: 1-11, 185-435, 72-70
relative proficiency: -10/12 -70/142 - SQRT[(435-185)/2]/16/12 = -.4107981220657277 - .058230936914057 = -.4690290589797847.

Hawaii vs MWC (adjusted): 7-30-3, 775-1322, 233-239-3
Hawaii vs. OOC: 9-3, 409- 356, 61- 78
Hawaii vs. Mid-Major: 16-33-3, 1184-1678, 294-317-3
relative proficiency: -17/52 * 318.5/614 - SQRT[(1678-1184)/2]/16/52 = -.1695846905537459 - .0188897039008434 = -.1506949866529025 + .25 = SQRT(.0993050133470905/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = .0465468218090522 - .0738540728097813 = -.0273072510007291.
relative proficiency: ( -.4690290589797847 -.0273072510007291)/2 = -.2481681549902569 + .5 - -.0297377784034991 = .222094066606244.

San Jose St vs. Major : 0-8, 126-308, 48-47
relative proficiency: -8/8 - 47/95 -SQRT[(308-126)/2]/16/8 = -.4947368421052632 - .0745265001106989 = -.5692633422159621.

San Jose St vs MWC (adjusted): 13-17-2, 779- 944, 192-189-2
San Jose St vs. OOC: 5-3-1, 259-177, 57-45-1
San Jose S Mid-Major: 18-20-3, 1038-1121, 249-234-3
relative proficiency: -2/31 * 235.5/ 486 - SQRT[(1121-1038)/2]/16/31 = -.0312624452409399 -.0129880027487148 = -.044250447989 6547. + .125 = SQRT(..0807495520103453/2)/16*21/3.141592653589/2 = ..0419734344639457 - .0522227157020413 = -.0102492812380956
.relative proficiency: (-.5692633422159621 -.0102492812380956)/2 = -.2897563117270288 .5 -.0297377784034991 = .180505909869472...

1. Texas Christian = .7094621134230961
2. Boise St = .5890342512923461.
3. Utah = .5804508529431655.
4. Brigham Young = .481916938525239.
5. Air Force Academy = .= .4187581178568959.
6. Colorado St = .405828647909249.
7. San Diego St = .3561493831721836.
8. Fresno St = .3389159834277448.
9. Wyoming = .3230411214374091.
10. Utah St = .3075775679275261
11. New Mexico = .3063871064398101.
12. Nevada = .2997354200363077.
13. Nevada Las Vegas= .2840875335354276.
14. Hawaii = .222094066606244.
15. San Jose St = .180505909869472...

 

[tinp]

The lesser known post where he published his phone number and talked about....well.....talked about who the fuck knows what:

If someone wants to do that you can call me directly, and we can arrange a meeting of the minds. Or, simply STFU. (719) 505-5038. At least Adolf Hitler could read. And write, too. You don't have to like it, but he was literate, not without any aptitude, as you are. Sure, he was a dictator, but he was persuasive. And not altogether stupid,

 

[LeroyOU12]

Better than being a sooner, whorn or Rapelor bear! So at least I turned out slightly positive

 

[Proud_Okie]

Never could make it through one of his rambling manifestos. Dude has issues.

 

[Proud_Okie]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Never could make it through one of his rambling manifestos. Dude has issues.

SERIOUS issues. Debilitating porn addiction, notwithstanding.

 

[Proud_Okie]

SERIOUS issues. Debilitating porn addiction, notwithstanding.

Define "debilitating." Wait, never mind.

 

[pooods]

SERIOUS issues. Debilitating porn addiction, notwithstanding.

Define "debilitating." Wait, never mind.

carpal tunnel?

 

[Long Time Sooner]

Christopher Foote was the poster equivalent of the batshit crazy guy in A Beautiful Mind that was crossbred with the 1984 BYU Tigers.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

He is known as Razzle Dazzle for a reason.

He's the one that chose that moniker, I'll let him defend himself.

As a Nole, it goes back to Bobby Bowden and his trick plays and what the media used to say.

 

[Toadman005]

I second this. This is something like 15 years of cohesion and inside jokes to filter. I was 18 when I joined rivals and am almost 33 now. That's a lot of time and dedication to understanding the inside jokes lol

Youngin.

 

[Bullitt08]

Im not terribly far off from 33 but far enough that I'll still call him an old bastard. You may be old enough to be my father though

Years ago used to go clubbing with a friend who was in his 40s but looked a lot younger. He would be talking to some hot little thing and when she found out his age it would get to her and her retort was you are old enough to be my Father.

His response; hmm could be what is your Mothers name?

 

[septimusgreen]

Might as well.

My name is Christopher Lane Foote. I am 48 years old. I live in Alamosa Colorado. You can find me directly or you can call or text me, and we can discuss any grievances there, not here, in PERSON.
(719) 505-5038. 418 Fourth St. Apt. B. Alamosa, Colorado 81101. People who want to make insultin comments can do it directly to me in person, without having to cower behind MAMA in MAMA's house. You can come here, and tell me in PERSON what you think about me, in my apartment. Cool?

Never gets old