I got me two new girlfriends

Knee_Draggin' said:
Things just got really awkward, the nurse just got into a wreck, I showed up at the scene before the ambulance left and met her dad. He didn't seem too pleased to meet me and learn I even existed.

Given the situation, I completely understand his attitude but still awkward. I'm gonna go to the hospital as soon as they clear the road
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I have accidentally met more dads than that at parole offices. And at least one husband in law ... hate that term but still feel like we were kind of related for a while. Best of of luck!
 
RazzlDazzl said:
You search it.

I don't want that in my search history.

Let's just say he'd shake your sugar tree.
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When I saw her live, she was seriously flirting with me. I was at the front of the stage. She was trying to get me up on the stage with her. Wife #2 was mad as hell and Mama was whispering in my ear that I was a gogdamned fool for not jumping up on the stage and jumping her bones. Holy shit, she was sexy as hell to me for some reason. Yeah...I ended up being the gogdamned fool that Mama said I'd be.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
When I saw her live, she was seriously flirting with me. I was at the front of the stage. She was trying to get me up on the stage with her. Wife #2 was mad as hell and Mama was whispering in my ear that I was a gogdamned fool for not jumping up on the stage and jumping her bones. Holy shit, she was sexy as hell to me for some reason. Yeah...I ended up being the gogdamned fool that Mama said I'd be.
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I dated a girl that reminded me of her, also a singer.

In your particular instance...

 
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