Last meal you could ever get.

[FQNebraska]

Winner. Oysters on the 1/2 shell for appetizer.
Prime rib medium rare, Lobster, twice baked potato with sour cream and chives, salad with traditional Italian dressing to add acid and cut the richness of the above so I could enjoy them. I'm old, and now know why I always enjoyed certain combinations.
Butter Brickle ice cream with coffee poured over it for dessert.

I'm lactose intolerant, so milk/cream etc gives me the shits, does not mean I don't like it but hey, if I'm gonna shit myself anyway...

I am also lactose intolerant but my favorite food is ice cream, it is a love hate relationship. It loves to hate me and hates to love me.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Sounds delicious, do you think they would give you a black bear foot instead?

It would lack the dermal ridges and mid-tarsal break. I would know immediately.

 

[FQNebraska]

It would lack the dermal ridges and mid-tarsal break. I would know immediately.

I was thinking it wouldn't have enough toejam in it.

 

[batchaps4me]

Stuffed fried chicken wings, half stuffed with collard greens the other half with mac and cheese, mashed taters and gravy and fried green beans. For desert I will choose Mississippi Mud cake and a slice of buttermilk pie.

 

[tinp]

I was thinking it wouldn't have enough toejam in it.

YES !

 

[Toadman005]

Fried Chicken, Fried Okra, Black Eyed Peas, Cheese Grits, Red Beans & Rice all served with a 12 pk of Sweetwater IPA.

 

[Bama Believer]

Stuffed fried chicken wings, half stuffed with collard greens the other half with mac and cheese, mashed taters and gravy and fried green beans. For desert I will choose Mississippi Mud cake and a slice of buttermilk pie.

what is this? wut is dis? what the fuck is this ?????

 

[batchaps4me]

what is this? wut is dis? what the fuck is this ?????

I first saw it on a youtube clip of the Steve Harvey Show:

EDIT: If you can find it, it is as good as advertised. To borrow from Steve, I had a poor white trash moment with it.

 

[Big 8 Rules]

I'll bet you've never eaten pussy, either.

Not when it tasted like cabbage.

 

[Bama Believer]

 

[tinp]

Not when it tasted like cabbage.

You never know until you take the first nibble....

 

[tinp]

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Is that.....?




....Wilford Brimley....?

 

[Bama Believer]

Is that.....?




....Wilford Brimley....?

Nope but I think they are related to @batchaps4me

 

[batchaps4me]

Nope but I think they are related to @batchaps4me

They are the rich ones from Dad's side.

 

[Panabama]

Ya’ll are a bunch of liars. Pizzaburgerwings is the only answer. Wash it down with a cotchrumvodkawhiskeybourbonzima!

 

[septimusgreen]

Bigfoot steak.

Them sad Californians are hunting for Bigfoot and you got one on the grill. Color me impressed!