Toadman005

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  Toadman005

• Jun 9, 2022

Triceratops will fuck you up.

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  Toadman005

• Jun 7, 2022

@pooods dad >>> your dad

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  Toadman005

• Jun 5, 2022

Grillin’ n Chillin’. All are invited save tinp.

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  Toadman005

• Jun 2, 2022

Fuck you Biden. Fuck you.

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  Toadman005

• May 29, 2022

Stranger Things 4 > Obi Wan Kenobi.

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  Toadman005

• May 28, 2022

I write my statuses to leave the false manifesto of an unhinged madman. Should the government ever claim I went rogue, let this record reflect neither hate nor malice, just lunacy. Now eat your fucking oatmeal, princess.

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  Toadman005

• May 26, 2022

What kind of idiot gets killed by a polar bear?

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  Toadman005

• May 20, 2022

Did I just see an ad saying I can fill my car's gas tank with Coca-Cola?

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  Toadman005

• May 20, 2022

Sasquatch! Fuck!! You stink!!!

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  Toadman005

• May 12, 2022

Jesus, your feet stink, Sasquatch!

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  Toadman005

• May 11, 2022

Get off the piano, fat ass.

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  Toadman005

• May 5, 2022

Return your shopping cart, you lazy piece of trash!

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  Toadman005

• Apr 30, 2022

Memphis is a shithole.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 29, 2022

Invest in whale oil.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 10, 2022

Trust your wheel man. Never trust the bag man.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 10, 2022

Polar bears are stupid.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 7, 2022

It’s not a crime to crush a cat’s skull with a shovel.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 5, 2022

I’ll take the salmon.

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  Toadman005

• Apr 4, 2022

Use your fucking blinker, shithead! This isn’t France.

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  Toadman005

• Mar 27, 2022

That farmer …he had an answer. (Proceeds to make mouth love to a tomato)