Triceratops will fuck you up.
Toadman005
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@pooods dad >>> your dad
Grillin’ n Chillin’. All are invited save tinp.
Fuck you Biden. Fuck you.
Stranger Things 4 > Obi Wan Kenobi.
I write my statuses to leave the false manifesto of an unhinged madman. Should the government ever claim I went rogue, let this record reflect neither hate nor malice, just lunacy. Now eat your fucking oatmeal, princess.
What kind of idiot gets killed by a polar bear?
Did I just see an ad saying I can fill my car's gas tank with Coca-Cola?
Sasquatch! Fuck!! You stink!!!
Jesus, your feet stink, Sasquatch!
Get off the piano, fat ass.
Return your shopping cart, you lazy piece of trash!
Memphis is a shithole.
Invest in whale oil.
Trust your wheel man. Never trust the bag man.
Polar bears are stupid.
It’s not a crime to crush a cat’s skull with a shovel.
I’ll take the salmon.
Use your fucking blinker, shithead! This isn’t France.
That farmer …he had an answer. (Proceeds to make mouth love to a tomato)
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