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No, I was talking about cop cock! 🤪

How’d the “meat” taste?

Could you imagine getting the breakup text from her. “This isn’t working, i’m Moving forward with my life. You? Well! BOOM!!!!”

Ya’ll are a bunch of liars. Pizzaburgerwings is the only answer. Wash it down with a beerscotchrumvodkawhiskeybourbonzima!

He’s 2.5 inches away from being a woman.

Talking Heads with Simple Minds!

Hey! How are you posting? Dude, get off my LAN! Much love for ya!

Gallagher?

My pussy is big, and Kim’s mom has the Clorox proof funk. Good luck!

This is the way I feel. I don’t care if someone takes me to task over something I posted. If i’m wrong, i’m wrong, if i’m stupid, i’m stupid. No big deal, because I can give as well as I receive. You can say pretty much anything to me, I don’t care. At the end of the day, we are all the same...

The reason your left hand is in your pocket. Is to hide your mangina?

In both, it was in both.

Please no. I’ld rather them not find me.

It’s the only weapon you clean and unload at the same time!

He is actually speaking of Ohwellians! Their answer to everything is “oh well”! Example: I just spent 1.5 hours ramming TINP’s anus with a crescent wrench, he wanted more, but I got tired! “Oh well, you should pace yourself”!

Nothing. I’m not bored. I work and come home. Lather, rinse, repeat. Home is where all my toys are.

It was a hurricane Katrina reference.

Black people steal food, white people find it.