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What’s even crazier is that there’s a curve to the day/night border. It almost seems like the earth isn’t flat.

I got lit one night and my buddy was showing me websites of where to buy miniature Longhorn Steers. They were only like 5k, and it sounded like a better idea than plenty of other shit that I waste 5k on. I woke up and had an inbox full of emails from people wanting to sell me steers that are the...

And porn

12 teams, 1/2 ppr, standard roster, yahoo.

Stake stepped down as commissioner after about a decade and I took over. I thought it might be interesting to get some 5Q blood in there. It’s $100 to enter and there’s a $20 optional add on where the side pot goes to whoever has the highest regular season point total out of everyone who paid...

I had a dog once who was terrified of the fireworks, I always felt so bad for her. Of course it was back when we lived in a place where the whole first week of July sounded like a war zone. We don’t have shit for fireworks where I live now, too much fire danger. People have been talking about...

My daughter’s graduation is in a couple weeks. Shouldn’t be too bad, it’s a pretty small school, not very many in each graduating class, and the weather here on the coast is always nice. My nephew’s graduation a couple years ago took forever, and it was hot as fuck.

I had basically the same experience in high school. For about ten years, just the smell made me want to puke, but now whenever someone wants to buy me a shot, I usually order tequila.

Does tequila count?

I think I’d stick out in Tokyo being a foot taller than everyone else

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I’d eat a bullet before I ever cut my dick off, but I get your point.

Their first tranny on the cover was before I was even born.

Drug dealers don’t make that kinda money.

A city called Incel-adelphia would seem more fitting.

For reals, I ain’t lying, he was being a gentleman. One guy even defended him in the thread and said he was welcome on the site. They obviously don’t know AG.

Yeah, I haven’t seen many Texas fans making any ridiculous claims. At worst, most have been confident without being cocky.