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  1. Panabama

    War Movie Idea!

    A forced draft of Americans 40 to 60 years old, as a first strike force. Not because of fighting ability, but because of saving our younger soldiers for a long war. The older soldiers struggle with loyalty to country and the pain of realizing you are expendable and are of little value. They...
  2. Panabama

    What are you *uckbutts doing? It’s real football day! SEC SEC SEC

    ROLLTIDE! All others are just imitators!
  3. Panabama

    Where the hell have you been?

    I will say proudly, that I have embraced the healing properties of strong alcohol. I promise not to let it make any major decisions for me, or control my life. It’s just so good for the mind, body and soul! Raise your glasses and say “Fuck what’s popular”. Because we are “Cavemen”, and proud!
  4. Panabama

    Step 2: Release Murder Hornets.

    Step 1: Release COVID-19 Step 2: Release Murder Hornets Step 3: Release this China’s plan is almost complete!
  5. Panabama

    My dog is a Junky!

    He licks toads to the point his liver numbers are way messed up. I have to now walk him on leash around my fenced in back yard. He’s also started acting out his dreams while asleep. One night he got up, barked and ran out of the room looking behind him. Hallucinating? Maybe? Is there a drug...
  6. Panabama

    8th Wedding anniversary is today!!

    I bet I get some tonight. I hope i’ll get some tonight. Maybe i’ll get some tonight. I’ll probably handle sex manually tonight! Happy Anniversary to me!
  7. Panabama

    Was I wrong?

    We were over at a friends house, having a few drinks. When the topic of a “Hall pass” came up. Everybody was to make a mental list of people you could have sex with and your spouse not get mad. So my wife makes her list. Her list was: 1. Matthew McCounoghey 2. Brad Pitt 3. Jarred Leto My...
  8. Panabama

    The Refs!

    I don’t know about the UF vs. USCe game, but the Bama game was terrible. They called everything they could, on both teams. It was like the conference office said ,”let’s make this the worst game ever”! I mean, when you call 3 holding calls on the same play, you are over doing it. It’s like the...
  9. Panabama

    Finebaum just called Clemson fans the biggest cry babies ever!

    Just another title Clemson has taken from Bama. ACC ACC ACC
  10. Panabama

    Roll Call!

    Who is here and who is not?
  11. Panabama

    I have arrived!

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