2 vaginas one woman

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I've met him. He's a bubblehead. He had to have mental issues just to serve on Subs to start with.

You don’t HAVE to be crazy to be a bubble head…. But it helps!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll bring you down to his level then beat you with experience.

 

[MarineUKFan]

I've met him. He's a bubblehead. He had to have mental issues just to serve on Subs to start with.

Ah, say no more. You gotta be some kind of "special" to get those dolphins.....

 

[batchaps4me]

I've met him. He's a bubblehead. He had to have mental issues just to serve on Subs to start with.

I tell everyone that I have no idea if I passed or failed the psych test but they put me on subs either way.

 

[MarineUKFan]

I tell everyone that I have no idea if I passed or failed the psych test but they put me on subs either way.

You won the willy wonka prize

 

[batchaps4me]

Ah, say no more. You gotta be some kind of "special" to get those dolphins.....

A Fortune 500 CEO and retired naval aviator saw my submarine hat and told me he knew submariners so I was to keep the fuck away from him.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Ah, say no more. You gotta be some kind of "special" to get those dolphins.....

My recruiter tried like hell to get me to go nuke and subs. I told him hell no, too dangerous. Instead I chose to fly on an airplane that was too slow to avoid a hostile aircraft, and no weapons to defend itself.

 

[MarineUKFan]

A Fortune 500 CEO and retired naval aviator saw my submarine hat and told me he knew submariners so I was to keep the fuck away from him.

Damn brown shoe.....fuck em

 

[MarineUKFan]

My recruiter tried like hell to get me to go nuke and subs. I told him he’ll no, too dangerous. Instead I chose to fly on an airplane that was too slow to avoid a hostile aircraft, and no weapons to defend itself.

I like your style lol

 

[batchaps4me]

BTW, if she is the FifQuarter Topers cheerleader, can our slogan be "Fuck me sideways"?

 

[MarineUKFan]

BTW, if she is the FifQuarter Topers cheerleader, can our slogan be "Fuck me sideways"?

She kinda has to be....her and the fart gal.....

 

[LyquidMetal]

Jokes on you, I already got diagnosed with the bad brains and put on 100% disability because I like to forget where I am or who I am and wander off like a giant Pink Bunny. They call it Dissassociative Amnesia going into small fugue like states.

I'm already on record!!!!

FIFY

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Noooo....but I am really intrigued now

They were size 9 1/2. My nephew gave them to me. Didn't even last a year. They ain't worth what they cost. <<<<G rated version. XXX rated version is too explicit for here. I'm not even kidding.

 

[CowpokeU]

They were size 9 1/2. My nephew gave them to me. Didn't even last a year. They ain't worth what they cost. <<<<G rated version. XXX rated version is too explicit for here. I'm not even kidding.

I've got a story from Deer Camp that will haunt me the rest of my life. Basically it goes like this, uncle pushed a bunch of air in there, goes down, unexpected release of air and a freshly arrived menstrual cycle on his face. It still haunts me to this day

 

[MarineUKFan]

I've got a story from Deer Camp that will haunt me the rest of my life. Basically it goes like this, uncle pushed a bunch of air in there, goes down, unexpected release of air and a freshly arrived menstrual cycle on his face. It still haunts me to this day

Uncles can be bad influences.......lol

 

[MarineUKFan]

Uncles can be bad influences.......lol

I regret that live so far away from my three nephews for just that reason

 

[LeroyOU12]

I've got a story from Deer Camp that will haunt me the rest of my life. Basically it goes like this, uncle pushed a bunch of air in there, goes down, unexpected release of air and a freshly arrived menstrual cycle on his face. It still haunts me to this day

Decades ago my girlfriend in college and I went to a party, came back to my apartment drunk and horny. I went down on her and had wild sex with her. Got up up in the morning to take a piss and saw dried blood all over my face and dick, and she was digging into her purse looking for a tampon.

It still haunts me to this day

 

[MarineUKFan]

Decades ago my girlfriend in college and I went to a party, came back to my apartment drunk and horny. I went down on her and had wild sex with her. Got up up in the morning to take a piss and saw dried blood all over my face, and she was digging into her purse looking for a tampon.

It still haunts me to this day

Like a damn crime scene lmao

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Okay gentlemen, especially @Peter Gozintite the holes are side by side horizontally AND she uses the back hole too! Score

Can you draw?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

After some brief (purely scientific curiosity) googling last night, I think it's two holes/one slit.....

Is there a doctor in the house?!?!