Anyone want to be my partner?

[Non-polygamist]

By partner I mean partner in life. Nothing gay, just someone to give me advice and stuff. Like a life coach.

 

[txTIGER1963]

a stann flanders type?

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

Before I answer OP I need to ask, how many partners do you plan on having?

Is this going to be monogamous, or that other thing?

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Before I answer OP I need to ask, how many partners do you plan on having?

Is this going to be monogamous, or that other thing?

Get some more of those blue pills and tear it up.

Ask questions if you don't want to leave in the morning.

 

[Non-polygamist]

Before I answer OP I need to ask, how many partners do you plan on having?

Is this going to be monogamous, or that other thing?

You sound like my 3rd wife. Next.

 

[tinp]

I'm your Huckleberry, OP. What's your goal for tomorrow?...and where do you wanna be in a year?

 

[Non-polygamist]

Ok look I'll be straight up with you. I'm getting pretty sick of my third wife and I'm looking for someone to come and take over husbandly duties.

 

[Bama Believer]

 

[Nod4Eight]

Hey OP. Which one are you?

 

[CowpokeU]

Hey OP. Which one are you?

What in the actual fuck?!!!!

 

[Copejunkie]

What in the actual fuck?!!!!

Bunch of screwed up ingrates, the kid dont stand a chance.

 

[CouchOnFire]

What in the actual fuck?!!!!

Florida...

 

[Non-polygamist]

Hey OP. Which one are you?

Mormons don't roll that way Nodd, you know that.

 

[Nod4Eight]

Mormons don't roll that way Nodd, you know that.

I just have one D, not two. Keep that fact straight you creep!

 

[Non-polygamist]

creep!

You're officially off my list of guys who can fuck my wife

 

[LeroyOU12]

Ok look I'll be straight up with you. I'm getting pretty sick of my third wife and I'm looking for someone to come and take over husbandly duties.

I take her for a night if she has a pretty mouth and well proportioned, but it's your fucking problem if she's 5 feet tall and 4 feet wide.

 

[Non-polygamist]

I take her for a night if she has a pretty mouth and well proportioned, but it's your fucking problem if she's 5 feet tall and 4 feet wide.

She has gained a few pounds since she let herself go

 

[LeroyOU12]

She has gained a few pounds since she let herself go

you're shitting me...is that her in the pic? I'd tap that ass anyday of the week.

 

[Non-polygamist]

you're shitting me...is that her in the pic? I'd tap that ass anyday of the week.

I believe that is anorexic Christina Aguilera

 

[LeroyOU12]

I believe that is anorexic Christina Aguilera

fuck you then. lead me on and turn me off just like a fucking bitch.