Anyone want to be my partner?

[Non-polygamist]

fuck you then. lead me on and turn me off just like a fucking bitch.

Here she is. Her name is Gertrude.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I nominate @pooods

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Hey OP. Which one are you?

There goes 8 minutes of my life.

I was about to call it then along came big brother.

 

[pooods]

I nominate @pooods

what the hell did i do to you?

 

[Nod4Eight]

what the hell did i do to you?

I found a gal, wanna go in with me?

 

[pooods]

I found a gal, wanna go in with me?

Is this her?

 

[ALADAMYA]

Is this her?

 

[Tidergirl]

By partner I mean partner in life. Nothing gay, just someone to give me advice and stuff. Like a life coach.

now that is out of the way. Lets talk salary...

 

[Non-polygamist]

now that is out of the way. Lets talk salary...

I have 2 cars and I live in a luxury apartment. But even better than that, I'll take you to the finest Cracker Barrel this side of the Mississippi every Sunday

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I have 2 cars and I live in a luxury apartment. But even better than that, I'll take you to the finest Cracker Barrel this side of the Mississippi every Sunday

Gog hates liars. I'll bet it's not even in the top 5 Cracker Barrels in Utah.

 

[PSUTE]

Sorry, you're just another zoob. But hey, you're bowl eligible. Aloha and best of luck in Hawaii against the rainbow warriors... Bwahahahahahaahhaha!!!

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Sorry, you're just another zoob. But hey, you're bowl eligible. Aloha and best of luck in Hawaii against the rainbow warriors... Bwahahahahahaahhaha!!!

In his defense, he'll be sitting on the beach with a fruity drink while the rest of us are freezing our ass off pretending to laugh at him. Just saying.

 

[Tidergirl]

I have 2 cars and I live in a luxury apartment. But even better than that, I'll take you to the finest Cracker Barrel this side of the Mississippi every Sunday

List me at Cracker Barrell

 

[Tidergirl]

In his defense, he'll be sitting on the beach with a fruity drink while the rest of us are freezing our ass off pretending to laugh at him. Just saying.

I can forgive the cracker barrel statement if there's a trip to Hawaii in it.

 

[Non-polygamist]

Sorry, you're just another zoob. But hey, you're bowl eligible. Aloha and best of luck in Hawaii against the rainbow warriors... Bwahahahahahaahhaha!!!

Don't worry bro, next year is y'alls year to get that elusive natty. Have fun getting your overrated shit pushed in by Texas in the Alamo bowl. Also, Brigham Young founded your school then fucked your wife.

 

[Non-polygamist]

I can forgive the cracker barrel statement if there's a trip to Hawaii in it.

I caught my last gf on a sugardaddy website so all of this is really triggering to me.