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Peter Gozintite said:
You're way too conservative to be a wigger
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I wasn't always a politically obsessed asshole. Prior to 2015 I was just an asshole.

The wigger moniker though is a carry-over Rivals joke. Alaska guy was the first guy to ever reach 10k likes and he started an over the top gloating thread which drew in a brigade of main board trash who were trying to smear him. AG and I had our issues but by damn was I about to let him face that fire alone and others felt the same and soon it was an all out blood feud between main board cunts furious and wanting scalps, and us freeboarders giggling like girls seeing their first prick, enjoying ourselves and having a gas. In their attempts to get at me they implied I was a poor wine chugging wigger with a father in jail. I played along like they’d hit the bullseye but, unaffected (and I’ve always been a pretty open book so everyone knew my true life story). They were too stupid to see they were played so they tripled down on hollow insults snickering like they were owning me while the rest of us relished in the collective joke they weren’t in on. The thread lasted a week before being locked. It was gorram glorious, the thing of legends, and some of the most fun I’ve ever had trolling online. Many believe that thread and the demolishing of many a thin skinned, shrimp dicked, red assed MB’ers is what led to AG’s permaban. He went legend mode. Everyone came out far more notorious after, with bullseyes painted on backs by toothless losers who felt superior because they paid $10 a month to do what we all did for free, and, better.
 
Toadman005 said:
I wasn't always a politically obsessed asshole. Prior to 2015 I was just an asshole.

The wigger moniker though is a carry-over Rivals joke. Alaska guy was the first guy to ever reach 10k likes and he started an over the top gloating thread which drew in a brigade of main board trash who were trying to smear him. AG and I had our issues but by damn was I about to let him face that fire alone and others felt the same and soon it was an all out blood feud between main board cunts furious and wanting scalps, and us freeboarders giggling like girls seeing their first prick, enjoying ourselves and having a gas. In their attempts to get at me they implied I was a poor wine chugging wigger with a father in jail. I played along like they’d hit the bullseye but, unaffected (and I’ve always been a pretty open book so everyone knew my true life story). They were too stupid to see they were played so they tripled down on hollow insults snickering like they were owning me while the rest of us relished in the collective joke they weren’t in on. The thread lasted a week before being locked. It was gorram glorious, the thing of legends, and some of the most fun I’ve ever had trolling online. Many believe that thread and the demolishing of many a thin skinned, shrimp dicked, red assed MB’ers is what led to AG’s permaban. He went legend mode. Everyone came out far more notorious after, with bullseyes painted on backs by toothless losers who felt superior because they paid $10 a month to do what we all did for free, and, better.
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Best thread ever!!
 
Toadman005 said:
Fucking comedic gold. I used to re-read it from start to finish and just crack up.
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Arguably one of the best threads in internet history on any type of forum. I never posted on tMB but I was able to lurk there at the time. They’d drop some lame shit on soundoff then go high five each other on tMB. The biggest collection of baby dicked, basement dwelling, hot pocket eating losers on the internet. Della, Couch, and a few others went over there and just smacked them around like the little kids they were. That thread should be published in book form.
 
Toadman005 said:
Alaska guy was the first guy to ever reach 10k likes

is what led to AG’s permaban. He went legend mode.
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septimusgreen said:
Arguably one of the best threads in internet history on any type of forum. I never posted on tMB but I was able to lurk there at the time. They’d drop some lame shit on soundoff then go high five each other on tMB. The biggest collection of baby dicked, basement dwelling, hot pocket eating losers on the internet. Della, Couch, and a few others went over there and just smacked them around like the little kids they were. That thread should be published in book form.
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Remember when two people (I forget who) ultimately uninvolved were threatening to shoot one another?!?
 
pooods said:
drove them freaking crazy.

they started a thread and began posting AG’s personal info and pics.
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His criminal record to shame him to us, as though he wasn’t (for good or ill) straight up about his past. We knew he bought wives and beat ‘em. God knows he and I had our venemous arguments about it but the man was honest about it do even they thought “got ‘I’m”, we all bust out laughing. The more we mocked the more irate they got. Melt down!!
 
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