Christopher Lane Foote. The best inside joke?

Imagine if a less eloquent Ted Kaczynski and a not funny Don Rickles had a baby, and it grew up to haunt an Internet message board.
You know Ted Kavzynski is being held in SuperMax. He's a convicted felon. You think I'm a guy who likes to terrorize people? Why not let it all on the line and call me Ted Bundy? I mean if you're going to make a statement go to the jugular vein. Ted Bundy if he mated with Rosie O'donnell. I'm nit sure why you included Don Rickels. And why you made it s homosexual live child. What are you suggesting exactly? That I'm a fsggot? On top of everything else I'm a homosexual?
 
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