Facts that sound fake but are real.

Why does that sound fake to you? Orca's are goddamned monsters.

Cleopatra existed closer to today, than when the pyramids were built.
There were MLB baseball games being played before the Battle of Little Bighorn.
I knew that about the MLB baseball games! That is nuts about Cleopatra.

It sounds fake because Moose are land animals lol
 
I once was stopped by a police officer at 24th & Lake and was easily .10 alcohol-to-blood with a 17 year old girl. I correctly recited my alphabet backwards and he told me to get the fuck on home.
 
I once was stopped by a police officer at 24th & Lake and was easily .10 alcohol-to-blood with a 17 year old girl. I correctly recited my alphabet backwards and he told me to get the fuck on home.

I was trying to walk back to the sub base in Groton, CT while very drunk. I was walking with one foot on the curb and one foot on the road, one foot on the curb and one on the road. A LEO stopped and yelled, "You drunk"? I said, Thank God, I thought I was crippled".
 
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