Here's an exciting work from home opportunity many of y'all are qualified for

[Deathroll]

mash

Can you beat that?

 

[CB3UK]

Can you beat that?

That's it. That's the entire job interview.

 

[LSU02]

 

[Tenn"cock]

mash

Can you beat that?

Well damn, finally something I am a subject matter expert in.

 

[Deathroll]

It turns out we Gators are uniquely qualified!

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I have "a friend" who would do it for free.

 

[midcal]

As much as I’d like to think I’m a highly qualified candidate, I’ve read enough college football message boards to know that there are countless incels that are most likely on a whole other level that I couldn’t even comprehend.

 

[leatherhemet]

 

[batchaps4me]

Are we sure it's not an interview for Louis CK?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

It's mine, dammit. I'll wash as fast and as often as I want to.

 

[Preacherman]

 

[Hang On Sloopy08]

I’d apply but I’m having way too much sex with my wife. I’m out.

 

[Preacherman]

I’d apply but I’m having way too much sex with my wife. I’m out.

Whats his name again?

 

[OldDevilDawg]

I’d apply but I’m having way too much sex with my wife. I’m out.

You are a sexy motherfucker. She's keeping you fucked down so you'll never stray. You trained her correctly, my friend.

 

[leatherhemet]

I gotta fat reparations check comin'.....no pun intended.

 

[Hang On Sloopy08]

You are a sexy motherfucker. She's keeping you fucked down so you'll never stray. You trained her correctly, my friend.

And I meant that in the Rivals kind of way since we’re all hung like a python, make 8 figures, and stand 6’7”+ tall.

 

[septimusgreen]

And I meant that in the Rivals kind of way since we’re all hung like a python, make 8 figures, and stand 6’7”+ tall.

[insert retarded little kid 6 7 response here]

 

[midcal]

And I meant that in the Rivals kind of way since we’re all hung like a python, make 8 figures, and stand 6’7”+ tall.

That part is true. Snakes don’t have very large penises.

 

[Preacherman]

That part is true. Snakes don’t have very large penises.

They have no bite and aren't aggressive in here

 

[Hang On Sloopy08]

That part is true. Snakes don’t have very large penises.

Touché.