I just lost my shit. Rumor at BK is that CFB 2020 is cancelled.

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Wife calls me from work and says they are closing the dining room, going to drive thru service until further notice. For those that don't know, she is a manager for the local Burger King.

Anyways, she commences to telling me that corporate sent word today that colleges are closing until next year.....therefore, there will be no CFB season for 2020.

I came unglued. No CFB????? I'll kill a motherfucker.




BTW, take this for what it's worth.....it is, in fact, firsthand info from BK.

Do we need to activate the local militias or just put them on alert? I always felt that my mental health record would provide an affirmative legal defense some day. I will test my theory if NCAAF is halted ...
 
Do we need to activate the local militias or just put them on alert? I always felt that my mental health record would provide an affirmative legal defense some day. I will test my theory if NCAAF is halted ...
We're college football fans.
Most of us live in the South.
Most of us are heavily armed.
Most of us have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse for years.
No need to put us on alert, we're ALWAY'S on alert.
 
We're college football fans.
Most of us live in the South.
Most of us are heavily armed.
Most of us have been preparing for a zombie apocalypse for years.
No need to put us on alert, we're ALWAY'S on alert.

We have had drills for damn near everything from collapse of society to super volcano eruptions ... never contemplated anything as serious as canceling college football. We need more nukes.
 
If that happens, then I better catch the virus and die. Already bad enough I lost other sports to watch. Then to take away the main sport would be horrible. Tornado season isn't going to last long enough I'm afraid. It needs to fire up right now. There are some decent video game tournaments for college football and college hoops for those needing a temporary fix.
 
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