Introducing a new staff member...

[mizzoufalcon]

 

[OldDevilDawg]

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Well she does have boobs, so there's that.

 

[mizzoufalcon]

Well she does have boobs, so there's that.

So do you.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

So do you.

Mine are old, saggy, and pierced. Hers are still perky.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

So do you.

True, but she is young, pretty, intelligent, has a hell of a right hook, and swings a big ban hammer.
ODD..... ....can drink beer.

 

[batchaps4me]

Mine are old, saggy, and pierced. Hers are still perky.

Can I interest you in one of these?

 

[mizzoufalcon]

True, but she is young, pretty, intelligent, has a hell of a right hook, and swings a big ban hammer.
ODD..... ....can drink beer.

She agreed to associate with all of you Neanderthals. How intelligent can she really be?

 

[FQ_Caroline]

She agreed to associate with all of you Neanderthals. How intelligent can she really be?

Hey, I knew what I was getting and can handle myself. You hooligans need a female around to keep ya'll in line anyway

 

[mizzoufalcon]

Hey, I knew what I was getting and can handle myself. You hooligans need a female around to keep ya'll in line anyway

We have Slim. I guarantee you’re more masculine than he is.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

The truth will set you free!

My Pops' parents were 1st cousins. Yeah....he grew up about an hour from Tuscaloosa.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

The truth will set you free!

My Pops' parents were 1st cousins. Yeah....he grew up about an hour from Tuscaloosa.

Again, a disclaimer, I'm not kin to ODD through that branch of the family.

 

[RuffledFeathers]

We have Slim. I guarantee you’re more masculine than he is.

Yeah, Slim is the one making the sammiches. He's always going on about what he cooks.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

True, but she is young, pretty, intelligent, has a hell of a right hook, and swings a big ban hammer.
ODD..... ....can drink beer.

So I win...amirite?

Being an intelligent badass is way overrated.

 

[batchaps4me]

Hey, I knew what I was getting and can handle myself. You hooligans need a female around to keep ya'll in line anyway

For some reason I feel the need to apologize again. I hope you know that we normally refuse to join groups that allows people like us in them because we do have some standards … If you read The Life and Times of an Idiot thread you will understand how low those standards truly are. Apologies in advance, I am going to hell for this ...

 

[mizzoufalcon]

So I win...amirite?

Being an intelligent badass is way overrated.

Good thing you went the dumbass route.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Good thing you went the dumbass route.

I've been married 4 times. Dumbass is what I do best.

 

[batchaps4me]

Good thing you went the dumbass route.

That has saved me much legal fees … cash strapped jurisdictions hate to pay for psychiatric exams for competency to stand trial when the results are obvious

 

[Vicsbean]

Well, anyway, beans, from Pennsylvania.

 

[tinp]

Well, anyway, beans, from Pennsylvania.

Nice to meat you, Scooter.

 

[Thelonious Punk]

Are you really a woman or is this one of those Tidegirl catfish jobs?