Its time for some poetry

[Preacherman]

Its poetry right? It don't have to rhyme...
...all you need is thought and some time
So give this the old college try....
....express yourself, you might even cry.
Soundoff has died without even a warning...
....now we are stuck with just saying good morning.
All of a sudden, an influx of strays....
.....animal control will be busy for days.
Im sitting here pondering what I should do....since I can no longer sit here in peace because of you.
I came to shit but only farted....
....strained too much and almost sharted.
Roses are red violets are blue.....what to do now i haven't a clue.
Ill be back shortly to continue my thoughts.....I'll be under the influence of a few whiskey shots.
I can't be responsible for what I may say....ill just ask for forgiveness while I wonder who's gay.

 

[batchaps4me]

Neither Alfred Lloyd nor Weird Al should one be:

Half a mile, half a mile,
Half a mile onward,
All in the holler of Edibles
Rode the six rednecks.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the holler of Edibles
Rode the six rednecks.

 

[LSU02]

<insert Zorro the Gay Blade poem here>

 

[Preacherman]

<insert Zorro the Gay Blade poem here>

Not familiar with that one.....
....which makes me full of sorrow
The fact it references gay.....
....I need to wait til tomorrow.
As I haven't had enough drinks yet....
.....to read something so rainbow
But when the sun rises again...I'll be ready
...tomorrow, tomorrow......there's always tomorrow....its only a rainbow awayyyy.

 

[Toadman005]

Roses are Red,
@AlaskaGuy is gay
Die mother fucker.

 

[Preacherman]

Roses are Red,
@AlaskaGuy is gay
Die mother fucker.

Short and sweet

 

[Tenn"cock]

Roses are Red,
Clemson is gay
Die mother fucker.

HEY! It works for Clem too.