It's time.....to introduce the FifQuarter Topers....

[MarineUKFan]

He asked for it. Been working on my abs anyways, gave me an excuse to show 'em off.

You sure did that.....

 

[batchaps4me]

I don’t know if I should give a thanks or a curse. I see off the field trouble with this roster.

We know most of the local cops, so it'll be ok.

It's still going to be awkward explaining how we ended up on THE watchlist.

 

[Copejunkie]

If it comes down to a win, count me in:
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Shit i didn't need to see example 1

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Shit i didn't need to see example 1

Sorry, didnt mean to make you feel worse! But hope you got a laugh!

 

[Copejunkie]

Sorry, didnt mean to make you feel worse! But hope you got a laugh!

Oh yeah, spit my water out funny. I just got back from physical therapy sitting here with ice on my knee drinking water and I see that.

 

[pooods]

No passing for me though, only hand-offs to the RB. I'l be back-up to the back-up to the back-up. Possibly a goal line QB sneak.

i am expecting a loving taint flick or a friendly finger diddle when your want me to snap the ball

 

[Hard2Bluff]

i am expecting a loving taint flick or a friendly finger diddle when your want me to snap the ball

There may be a count 8 on that one.

 

[Alum-Ni]

I picture him like this, so I think he could be a pretty good coach.

Thaaaaaaaat's right, I dream of @Alum-Ni and what he looks like.

Close:

 

[Hard2Bluff]

@tinp give us a roster update. Dont pull a @tylerdavis55 in this thread that you started.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

We are really going to need a liability lawyer to write a rule book.

If it’s a shotgun snap I should at least get to pick the shotgun… just sayin’…..

 

[Hard2Bluff]

If it’s a shotgun snap I should at least get to pick the shotgun… just sayin’…..

I think we would win after the first "shotgun" snap. Good call.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

We need a ringer:

 

[CowpokeU]

Pre-Spring depth chart

General Manager - @CFBHome
Head Coach - @Alum-Ni

(1)QB - @RTR...USN (ret)
(1) C - @tinp
(2) Guards - @MarineUKFan
(2) Tackles - @PSUTE
(1) TE(giggity) - @AlaskaGuy
(3) WR - @Peter Gozintite @RazzlDazzl @cogarboy
(1) RB - @CowpokeU
PK - @Fishin-4-a-Livin

(1) NG - @RuffledFeathers
(2) DL - @pooods (as long as he got his body from momma) @batchaps4me
(2) OLB - @Tenn"cock
(2) ILB - @DieSonneTeufeln @Bama Believer
(2) Corners - @GhostInTheMachine
(2) S - @Hard2Bluff @Nod4Eight
P -

I thought I was the Nose Guard?!

Y u no play me coach?

 

[CowpokeU]

Since @tinp decided not to put me on the team I'm entering the Portal.

There's now a 34 year old 6'2" 270 pound defensive lineman on the board who still regularly hits guys like this without pads in the portal. I'm Caleb Williamsing this and keeping the 5Q Team option open!

 

[MarineUKFan]

Since @tinp decided not to put me on the team I'm entering the Portal.

There's now a 34 year old 6'2" 270 pound defensive lineman on the board who still regularly hits guys like this without pads in the portal. I'm Caleb Williamsing this and keeping the 5Q Team option open!

 

[ALADAMYA]

We also need to have someone that can roll eight joints a quarter.

 

[CowpokeU]

Better not be skinny and long

 

[Proud_Okie]

Head hunting ball hawking free safety. Good for 1 pick and 1 targeting call per game.

 

[ALADAMYA]

Better not be skinny and long

 

[batchaps4me]

So we know what the roach looks like, where is the joint?