oldyarddog
Trojan Popping For Life
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What did you do to end up in a hospital bed?Me using the portrait function on my phone to firgure out how to escape my hostpital bed without setting off the alarm yesterday morning. Damn thing has a pressure sensor alarm. The off button is to the left of the orange light.View attachment 4159
An unknown leaking faucet elbow got the white tile wet in the kitchen. It was low light and I busted my ass.What did you do to end up in a hospital bed?
Damn dude!An unknown leaking faucet elbow got the white tile wet in the kitchen. It was low light and I busted my ass.
The countertop broke my fall with the side of my head and the cabinet handles caught each side of my backbone on the way down.
I woke up to paramedics.
Check the last line edit. My mom also busted her leg pretty good at the hospital trying to check on me which is why I had to get sneaky on nurse bitch to check on her.Damn dude!
Say 'Wassuuuup" for me...Early yesterday morning, having coffee and talking with the wife about current events and what we want to do for 4th July. Wife said let's go to breakfast, we got in the car and start driving with no particular place in mind to go and we were still talking. 20 minutes south of Houston on US Hwy 59, no traffic, cruise control set at 80, 2 Vettes passed us like we're standing still, follow by a Mustang, a Porsche SUV and a BMW. Wife said let's join them. We were doing 100+ all the way to Victoria TX, and next thing we know we were in Corpus Christi, having brunch on USS Lexington and 250 miles from home. That was the most fun we had driving in a while.
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Is your ass truly un-serviceable?....if so, I need to dial up plan B.An unknown leaking faucet elbow got the white tile wet in the kitchen. It was low light and I busted my ass.
The countertop broke my fall with the side of my head and the cabinet handles caught each side of my backbone on the way down.
I woke up to paramedics. Apparently I had a seizure.
Damn, that’s some bad luck. I hope you heal up without any setbacks.An unknown leaking faucet elbow got the white tile wet in the kitchen. It was low light and I busted my ass.
The countertop broke my fall with the side of my head and the cabinet handles caught each side of my backbone on the way down.
I woke up to paramedics. Apparently I had a seizure.
Hire someone who knows what the fuck they are doing next time.An unknown leaking faucet elbow got the white tile wet in the kitchen. It was low light and I busted my ass.
The countertop broke my fall with the side of my head and the cabinet handles caught each side of my backbone on the way down.
I woke up to paramedics. Apparently I had a seizure.