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RTR...USN (ret) said:
Find a street dog and kill it.

Dig 12 feet into the ground. Bury the human body neatly there.

Now, start filling until you reach 4 feet depth. Bury the dead dog.

Fill the ground and make everything look as it was before.

Now, even if someone finds anything suspicious or some police dog smells a dead body. They will find the dead dog first on digging and not the dead human. Do you think anybody will dig beyond that?
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You, sir, are a fucking genius.
 
@RTR...USN (ret) ... let me put it like this: Before we left the shipyard, we had to steam clean San1(shit tank for the landlubbers). For some strange reason my name was always at the top of the list for choice work details, so I had to wear a steam suit and EAB(forced air respirator) and scoop it clean with a dustpan/shovel after heating it. Berthing after a week of water rationing was far, far worse. It was bad enough that our Doc(E8 Corpsman) gave the Captain a deadline of showers and laundry or pulling the boat off of patrol. We damned near needed spatulas to change clothes.
 
batchaps4me said:
@RTR...USN (ret) ... let me put it like this: Before we left the shipyard, we had to steam clean San1(shit tank for the landlubbers). For some strange reason my name was always at the top of the list for choice work details, so I had to wear a steam suit and EAB(forced air respirator) and scoop it clean with a dustpan/shovel after heating it. Berthing after a week of water rationing was far, far worse. It was bad enough that our Doc(E8 Corpsman) gave the Captain a deadline of showers and laundry or pulling the boat off of patrol. We damned near needed spatulas to change clothes.
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Well, I never experienced anything like that!
I did however cut a beer and pickled egg fart that was so nasty my pilot started dry heaving, put on his oxygen mask and waived off a landing. For the next two years anytime I flew with him I was banned from the flight station 😂!
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
Well, I never experienced anything like that!
I did however cut a beer and pickled egg fart that was so nasty my pilot started dry heaving, put on his oxygen mask and waived off a landing. For the next two years anytime I flew with him I was banned from the flight station 😂!
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I am going to post a slightly related story about my first refit in Scotland in the sea stories thread.
 
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