Monica Lewinsky Dies In Apparent Suicide

 
Yeah....she's prolly not as "bendy" as she used to be.

That reminds me of a birth control method used to keep my son from getting into a situation … whenever he had a date, the last thing I would say to him as he went out the door was, "Keep in mind that you cannot possibly do anything to her that I didn't do to your Mom in the back seat of a 2 door Scamp. We were flexible back then."
 
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