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OldDevilDawg said:
Hell, I remember when I thought I wasn't gonna make it to 30. I thought of myself as a "modern day" Jim Morrison. Too smart to deal with the world around me unless I was fucking clobbered on something to slow my brain down. Too stupid to realize that said "clobbered" would kill me. I've been walking a tightrope for decades. Now I just hope I'll wake up if I do go to sleep. It's actually pretty sad. That said.....I've enjoyed my one ride on this big blue marble, and I intend to live until I die. Most folks my age die until they get buried.
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OldDevilDawg said:
Hell, I remember when I thought I wasn't gonna make it to 30. I thought of myself as a "modern day" Jim Morrison. Too smart to deal with the world around me unless I was fucking clobbered on something to slow my brain down. Too stupid to realize that said "clobbered" would kill me. I've been walking a tightrope for decades. Now I just hope I'll wake up if I do go to sleep. It's actually pretty sad. That said.....I've enjoyed my one ride on this big blue marble, and I intend to live until I die. Most folks my age die until they get buried.
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That's pretty fuckin deep this early in the day.. but accurate. I always said, I didnt want to be an old man that couldn't live like they want to.. I'm on track to achieve this.
 
OldDevilDawg said:
In my defense, Being on nightshift, it's almost bedtime here. It might be early for you, but it's late night thinking for me.
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THINGS TO LEARN FROM A DOG
~ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
~ Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
~ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
~ When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
~ Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
~ Take naps and stretch before rising.
~ Run, romp and play daily.
~ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
~ Be loyal.
~ Never pretend to be something you're not.
~ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
~ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
~ Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
~ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
~ On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
~ When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
~ No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.
~ Bond with your pack.
~ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
 
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