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Tidergirl said:
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batchaps4me said:
Nope … I told my daughter in law that. My son is just like me and if she needs me to hide his body, I am game.
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When we told him we were getting married, my second wife's Dad looked at her and said, "I'm proud for you, daughter." Then he looked over to me and said, "God help you son, you don't know what you're getting yourself into." He was right. 6 years later, when she left me for her coke dealer, I told him the same thing. Less than a year later, he was in prison. :ROFLMAO:
 
OldDevilDawg said:
When we told him we were getting married, my second wife's Dad looked at her and said, "I'm proud for you, daughter." Then he looked over to me and said, "God help you son, you don't know what you're getting yourself into." He was right. 6 years later, when she left me for her coke dealer, I told him the same thing. Less than a year later, he was in prison. :ROFLMAO:
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My daughter in law is a sweet and wonderful person. Christmas day my son was exhausted from no sleep and she got under his skin for the first time in over three years … she miscounted the number of bacon wraps at the Base Exchange and didn't bring him home one. That bugged him worse than his first wife cheating on him … it seemed. I told him to put down the energy drinks and get a nap before he revealed how much the jackass gene runs in the family. If a bacon wrap is all you have to complain about in three years with an infant and toddler … yep, I will hide his body for her.
 
RTR...USN (ret) said:
There are a LOT of devious assholes on this board. Give us some specifics and we’ll toss some great ideas your way.
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I've got plenty, but I think this is some of my best work.

My brother and I took a job painting houses. I wound up with our buddy that got us the jobs and my brother got stuck with the company asshole.

We both constantly had to go behind this guy to fix his shoddy work even though we were the new guys. He gave my younger brother hell even though he could have snapped him like a twig.

One day I'd had enough and bought some paint. Knowing which house he was on, during my lunch break, I stopped by and tilted his partially empty white oil primer and paint buckets sideways and emptied a spray paint can of garnet into the bottom of one and gold into the other.

He was always railing on about being a gata, but my brother and I had never let on about being FSU fans.

He had no clue, had to clean it up, and we got to laugh about it endlessly.
 
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RazzlDazzl said:
I've got plenty, but I think this is some of my best work.

My brother and I took a job painting houses. I wound up with our buddy that got us the jobs and my brother got stuck with the company asshole.

We both constantly had to go behind this guy to fix his shoddy work even though we were the new guys. He gave my younger brother hell even though he could have snapped him like a twig.

One day I'd had enough and bought some paint. Knowing which house he was on, during my lunch break, I stopped by and tilted his partially empty white oil primer and paint buckets sideways and emptied a spray paint can of garnet into the bottom of one and gold into the other.

He was always railing on about being a gata, but my brother and I had never let on about being FSU fans.

He had no clue, had to clean it up, and we got to laugh about it endlessly.
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Being capable of doing this ^^^^ , and pulling it off. That'll get you an avi.. just dastardly. Not much of a painter if he didn't figure it out real quick... ... awe... lol
 
Tidergirl said:
Being capable of doing this ^^^^ , and pulling it off. That'll get you an avi.. just dastardly. Not much of a painter if he didn't figure it out real quick... ... awe... lol
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The point of tilting the buckets was to conceal the colored paint until he got low. He didn't know until it was too late.

That means he had to carry a 40 foot ladder around to clean up, and I likely ruined his expensive paint brushes.

My timing was impeccable. :cool:
 
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RazzlDazzl said:
The point of tilting the buckets was to conceal the colored paint until he got low. He didn't know until it was too late.

That means he had to carry a 40 foot ladder around to clean up, and I likely ruined his expensive paint brushes.

My timing was impeccable. :cool:
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I understood exactly. Those Purdy's will never work again. Well done. Guy had to ne one hell of an asshole.
 
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