Move over Farts in a Jar...

[cogarboy]

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog...ral-shit-online-in-order-to-make-a-quick-buck

Edit:
Saw this on IG last night, I guess its not really , just cottonballs that she has wiped her derriere with. Still extremely disgusting

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog...ral-shit-online-in-order-to-make-a-quick-buck

I’m not clicking on that…

 

[Copejunkie]

WTF

 

[tinp]

This takes me back to my college days where my pick up line to many Io_a whores was "So, how many licks does it take to reach that tootsie roll center?"

...and it worked...

 

[CowpokeU]

Umm...Wood?

 

[Copejunkie]

Umm...Wood?

Umm.... that ain't right

 

[batchaps4me]

This takes me back to my college days where my pick up line to many Io_a whores was "So, how many licks does it take to reach that tootsie roll center?"

...and it worked...

All I am saying is don't say that to a woman tripping on acid ... it's like a box of chocolates.

 

[CowpokeU]

Umm.... that ain't right

I've put my dingle in worse. I can deal with a woman who can sell her poo to a bunch of weirdos. She can be my sugar momma

 

[Copejunkie]

I've put my dingle in worse. I can deal with a woman who can sell her poo to a bunch of weirdos. She can be my sugar momma

I thought you were maybe one of those thinking about buying it.

 

[LyquidMetal]

Dear God. What's next? Selling jars with spunk in em? Used tampons?

 

[cogarboy]

Dear God. What's next? Selling jars with spunk in em? Used tampons?

I dont want to know

 

[MarineUKFan]

Dear God. What's next? Selling jars with spunk in em? Used tampons?

Gweneth Paltrow pussy scented candles

 

[batchaps4me]

Gweneth Paltrow pussy scented candles

Guaranteed to drive your cats crazy.

 

[MarineUKFan]

Guaranteed to drive your cats crazy.

Prolly smells like patchouli and despair......

 

[Toadman005]

This takes me back to my college days where my pick up line to many Io_a whores was "So, how many licks does it take to reach that tootsie roll center?"

...and it worked...

I’m sure those guys were real winners.

 

[tinp]

I’m sure those guys were real winners.

It was Io_a, Spunk Chin, there are no winners.

 

[Toadman005]

It was Io_a, Spunk Chin, there are no winners.

Noticed you didn’t deny they were male.

 

[tinp]

Noticed you didn’t deny they were male.

Well, Spunky Cooster, I reckon I've garnered your attention...

 

[Toadman005]

Well, Spunky Cooster, I reckon I've garnered your attention...

I don’t even know who you are, small time.