OH MY BALLS!!

[pooods]

I just leaned forward in my chair to pick a pen off the floor and smashed my left nut.

 

[pooods]

Damn, that was one of those where you have to stop and catch your breath. I ain't gonna lie. My stomach is still turning.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I hope your left boy is okay. Smashing a nut is about the worst pain a man can have.

When I was in elementary school, a guy that was supposed to be my friend kicked me in the nuts on the playground with everything he had, for no reason.

The next morning, I beat him half to death and stomped his manhood when the teachers were pulling me off him.

 

[Fear-the Spear]

I just leaned forward in my chair to pick a pen off the floor and smashed my left nut.

Lol...... wait til you get my age, when you drop your britches to your knees, your nuts are still layin' in your shorts

 

[Preacherman]

I just leaned forward in my chair to pick a pen off the floor and smashed my left nut.

Hell, I thought you were a chik.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Lol...... wait til you get my age, when you drop your britches to your knees, your nuts are still layin' in your shorts

Do you use a ratchet strap to keep them out of the water or just leave them in your shorts?

I'm trying to plan ahead.

 

[Copejunkie]

I just leaned forward in my chair to pick a pen off the floor and smashed my left nut.

Pussy .

 

[Copejunkie]

Ask @Nod4Eight about getting racked on a bucking horse, I know I got it several times, you can kind of get used to it after awhile, if there is such a thing as "getting used to it".

 

[-----slim-----]

Y'all ever bruise your taint bone? I've done it on a bicycle where I missed one of the peddles and had balls draped on opposite sides of the frame of the bike. That shit will stop you in your tracks and make you question your decision making.

 

[pooods]

Hell, I thought you were a chik.

so does your dad

 

[pooods]

Lol...... wait til you get my age, when you drop your britches to your knees, your nuts are still layin' in your shorts

I am already there. I can tell you the toilet water tempreture every time I pinch a loaf.

My berries are huge, too bad I am hung like a hamster. Looks like a mealworm sitting on 2 cantaloupes.

 

[Preacherman]

so does your dad

Well he should, he’s gay.

 

[Kace-1]

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Ask @Nod4Eight about getting racked on a bucking horse, I know I got it several times, you can kind of get used to it after awhile, if there is such a thing as "getting used to it".

I dated a chick once and her folks were big time horse people. I had ridden horses quite a few times before, but was far from any type of rodeo champion.

I'm assuming they were trying to test my salt as they stuck me on the wildest horse they had, bareback and not quite broke. Or they may have just been trying to keep me from getting their daughter pregnant.

 

[Copejunkie]

That's just not a good visual in this thread.

 

[tinp]

Now, this is an OPie I can get behind.

 

[Fear-the Spear]

Do you use a ratchet strap to keep them out of the water or just leave them in your shorts?

I'm trying to plan ahead.

I try to keep 'em dry and un-mashed is all

 

[Bama Believer]

You dont think Gog is perfect,, you know why one nut is bigger than the other,, so they dont rub together when you walk... True story.

 

[Bama Believer]

Lol...... wait til you get my age, when you drop your britches to your knees, your nuts are still layin' in your shorts

I am already there. I can tell you the toilet water tempreture every time I pinch a loaf.

My berries are huge, too bad I am hung like a hamster. Looks like a mealworm sitting on 2 cantaloupes.

I knew I belonged here.. I love yall

 

[tinp]

Goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem