Philosophy

I look around and see all them that are hoarding guns, ammo, and food; building bunkers, and bragging about it; and all I can think is, thanks for telling me where to go to get my shit when everything goes FUBAR.
If you stockpile everything but guns and ammo, you are just gathering shit for your neighborhood's toughest person ~Bill Burr
 
ol lady says i should stop drinkin...
but i aint no quitter -
Kathy went off on me one night before we got married about my drinking and spending time on our football boards. I calmly said, "I literally was doing this same thing when you found me, What changed?" Just a few months later she asked me to marry her.
 
Kathy went off on me one night before we got married about my drinking and spending time on our football boards. I calmly said, "I literally was doing this same thing when you found me, What changed?" Just a few months later she asked me to marry her.
and still drinkin n perusin the boards -

and as paul harvey used to say,
and now you know the rest of the story -
 
yeah, we get along pretty well -


oh, you meant you n mrs dawg -

I done told y'all the story. Some of you witnessed at our wedding when both our Mamas said they expected us to get married, just didn't expect it to take 30+ years for it to happen. We were perfect friends when we were kids. We're still perfect friends. When I say I'm the luckiest man in the world, I truly mean it.
 
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