Pooors on a Plane

[pooods]

How in the hell do you squeeze in the back of the bus?

I’m in the front having a Jack while you walk by. You should bow when you walk by.

Damned serfs.

 

[57575757575757]

Sort of sad to watch the envious looks as they go by. I have to refrain from mooing.

 

[LSUdude]

You can Jack it in the back of the plane too

 

[pooods]

Sort of sad to watch the envious looks as they go by. I have to refrain from mooing.

Wonder what the flight attendant smells like back there? I bet Cheetos and despair.

 

[Selkies ftw]

I got upgraded to first class one time. It was absolutely glorious. I’ve been with the poors in the back every other time.

 

[57575757575757]

I got upgraded to first class one time. It was absolutely glorious. I’ve been with the poors in the back every other time.

Meh, I usually end up refusing to pay for FC when I'm taking hoppers around various countries. The cost of upgrading is ridiculous for short flights. I just pay extra for exit row aisle seats & will be the first to know when the wing has fallen off.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Sez the cheap bastard that lives in Tennessee 'cause he cain't afford nowhere else.

 

[oldyarddog]

I got upgraded to first class one time. It was absolutely glorious. I’ve been with the poors in the back every other time.

That's me. Last trip I tried to get the Mrs. to shell out the money for FC, but that didn't happen. 6 hour flight with my fellow pooors in the back sucked.

 

[57575757575757]

That's me. Last trip I tried to get the Mrs. to shell out the money for FC, but that didn't happen. 6 hour flight with my fellow pooors in the back sucked.

Yeah no. More than 3 hours, I expect to be sitting up front.

More than 7 hours, better be a damn lie flat bed and real glasses and china.

 

[LSU02]

 

[Bullitt08]

When I have to fly I get a seat in the back, Never heard of one of those fvckers backing into a mountain.

 

[57575757575757]

Just an FYI, the TSA rules on what kind of DL they'll accept is changing.

It must comply with the REAL ID DL. Star in top corner.

Or just use your passport

 

[-----slim-----]

When I have to fly I get a seat in the back, Never heard of one of those fvckers backing into a mountain.

Yeah no shit, right? I'm always in the last 10 people to get on the plane and the last 10 people to leave.

 

[LSU02]

Yeah no shit, right? I'm always in the last 10 people to get on the plane and the last 10 people to leave.

That's only because they want a really good look at yerr toys...... it's like a Ripley's believe or not thing to them I would imagine....

 

[-----slim-----]

That's only because they want a really good look at yerr toys...... it's like a Ripley's believe or not thing to them I would imagine....

I try to give them a show.

 

[LSU02]

I try to give them a show.

So you wear yerrr kilt?

 

[TechRaiderRider]

So you wear yerrr kilt?

and commando -

(you stay outta this @Bamagrad75 )

 

[LSU02]

"Kilt'em.... damn near rectum...."

 

[57575757575757]

When I have to fly I get a seat in the back, Never heard of one of those fvckers backing into a mountain.

I prefer to go in style. Not with my remains tangled with 100 other poors

 

[LSU02]

I prefer to go in style. Not with my remains tangled with 100 other poors