OldDevilDawg
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Rumour is it's crazy about pizza rolls.never heard of her
Only smart thing you’ve ever said and that we’ve agreed upon, shitdick.wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood !!
Absolutely bonkers for it and eating it for kickoff tomorrow!!!Rumour is it's crazy about pizza rolls.
God keep talking dirty to each otherOnly smart thing you’ve ever said and that we’ve agreed upon, shitdick.
Word of advice to anyone reading this post, never pick on an older man. What we lack, we make up for with deviousness. And ODD, if you ever need it, I've got a wood chipper and about 100 acres of property...5'7 190
I'm 56 and everyone here could probably kick my ass. Thing is, though........you're gonna have to do it again....and again...and again.....Imma keep coming back until I get mine. Bank it.
When my son was a teen, he made a comment that, "that old man won't last 5 seconds in a fight". I told him that it was probably true and all that means is that the old man had plans to end the fight in 4 seconds or less.Word of advice to anyone reading this post, never pick on an older man. What we lack, we make up for with deviousness. And ODD, if you ever need it, I've got a wood chipper and about 100 acres of property...
Oh, my stats are 6'1 230 (sadly not muscle).
62, 6’0 and 220. I’m mooshy. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m only 5’ 11” now because … ya know … gravity and whatnot.
I recently saw that 6-4 and taller are in the top 1% of tallest people in the world.My physical this year they said I'm closer to 6'3" than 6'4". I told them I blame gravity and age and I'm still 6'4".
I recently saw that 6-4 and taller are in the top 1% of tallest people in the world.
Yeah, that's a recent generational thing. Partly due to nutritional improvement in the last century and also Hollywood pushing the "tall, dark, and handsome" as an ideal for women to search for. Many rural women's eyes were opened to what men were available outside their small village. Which in turn leads to the average person being able to travel cross country with relative ease.Helps when you are half of your DNA is from the nation that is tallest people in the world.
Just tell people you identify with being 6-4.My physical this year they said I'm closer to 6'3" than 6'4". I told them I blame gravity and age and I'm still 6'4".
6’0 200lbs 420-0 in street fighting
What's your record versus a pipe wrench?6’0 200lbs 420-0 in street fighting
You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ballWhat's your record versus a pipe wrench?
Is it one 100 foot tall pipe wrench. Or 100 one foot tall pipe wrenches?Also is there a treadmill or a silverback gorilla involved?What's your record versus a pipe wrench?
I used to spend a lot of time catching wrenches at work, mostly while on a ladder does that count haha?You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball