Question regarding the way older gentlemen wear their trousers.....

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

I’ve noticed over the years that the older a man gets, the higher his belt line goes up. The bottom of the legs seem to be at the proper height, but the waist is working it’s way up to the chest area.


The reason i’m asking this, is that this morning while getting dressed, I noticed my pants way up above my belly button and was like, “uh oh”

Anyhow, just trying to figure things out.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

If you had a proper beer gut, you wouldn't have this problem.

 

[Bullitt08]

I’ve noticed over the years that the older a man gets, the higher his belt line goes up. The bottom of the legs seem to be at the proper height, but the waist is working it’s way up to the chest area.


The reason i’m asking this, is that this morning while getting dressed, I noticed my pants way up above my belly button and was like, “uh oh”

Anyhow, just trying to figure things out.

Basically this only applies to snowbirds who retire to FL. You are just becoming part of your environment.

 

[tinp]

Let's see the proof of this in May Pics thread, OP.

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[fritowrdo]

I’ve noticed over the years that the older a man gets, the higher his belt line goes up. The bottom of the legs seem to be at the proper height, but the waist is working it’s way up to the chest area.


The reason i’m asking this, is that this morning while getting dressed, I noticed my pants way up above my belly button and was like, “uh oh”

Anyhow, just trying to figure things out.

So old people do this as I do not and I do not consider myself old.

 

[CowpokeU]

Basically this only applies to snowbirds who retire to FL. You are just becoming part of your environment.

Damnit I lost it on this one. End the thread guys, the answer is already here

 

[Proud_Okie]

Quit wearing pants. Problem solved.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Quit wearing pants. Problem solved.

so,
jorts ??

 

[Bamaklingon]

Commando will fix that.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I’ve noticed over the years that the older a man gets, the higher his belt line goes up. The bottom of the legs seem to be at the proper height, but the waist is working it’s way up to the chest area.


The reason i’m asking this, is that this morning while getting dressed, I noticed my pants way up above my belly button and was like, “uh oh”

Anyhow, just trying to figure things out.

Here's your answer old jorts man.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Damnit I lost it on this one. End the thread guys, the answer is already here

Nah, he didn't mention wearing tall socks with flip flops too.

 

[batchaps4me]

Wear suspenders and you can put the pants at any level you choose. As a side benefit, the suspenders can be used to keep you from shitting on your old man balls.

 

[Bullitt08]

Nah, he didn't mention wearing tall socks with flip flops too.

In my defense he was talking pants so unless the wearer is expecting a real big flood then people won't know what kind of socks he is wearing. I know because I wear SmartWool merino wool ski socks every day.

Now if this was a jorts discussion then you are right and I would expect fishin to provide a photo.

 

[LeroyOU12]

 

[tinp]

Wear suspenders and you can put the pants at any level you choose. As a side benefit, the suspenders can be used to keep you from shitting on your old man balls.

Shitting...or sitting on?

 

[batchaps4me]

Shitting...or sitting on?

Shitting on ... unless you wear two pair.

 

[Panabama]

That’s how you can tell how old they are. You count the rings.

If you see a pair of pants with just a head sticking out of the waistband? He’s 100!

 

[tinp]

If you see a pair of pants with just a head sticking out of the waistband? He’s 100!