So how do you cook your turkey?

[AlaskaGuy]

True Americans use chicken dressing. Yankees and liberals use stuffing.

Nyet

 

[batchaps4me]

Nyet

I bet you liberals put pineapple in your stove top stuffing. Probably call the turkey a nonbinary They/Them ...

 

[AlaskaGuy]

I bet you liberals put pineapple in your stove top stuffing. Probably call the turkey a nonbinary They/Them ...

You will learn to love the pineapple in due time.

 

[Bama Believer]

Whenever you hear someone say something such as 'I deep fried my Thanksgiving turkey this year while making dressing' ... chances are they own at least one Che Guevara t-shirt if not more. There's a reason they have 'Russian dressing' ... stuffing is American..

You Betta not, you Betta not bring my mother into this..

Fuck you Ezekiel!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Best part of the turkey dinner, is the cold sandwich the next day.

 

[batchaps4me]

Best part of the turkey dinner, is the cold sandwich the next day.

It's the best sandwich of the year.

 

[batchaps4me]

The house is smelling of prep work ... chicken is boiling, cornbread is now in the oven and the baked sweet taters are cooling down on the stove top.