Sup sluts?

OldDevilDawg said:
Most of them cousin fuckers ain't so bad. I mean, hell, my Pops was one of 'em and he was a pretty good man.

Joke time.....

Bama fan was all set to get married until he found out his soon to be bride was a virgin. He called off the wedding.

She called him begging and crying, crying and begging. "What did I do wrong?", she asked.

He was adamant. "It's over."

She cried, begging for an explanation.

He responded, "If you ain't good enough for your own family, you damn sure ain't good enough for mine."
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Wow, i dont care if you have this trademarked, im using it. Well done.
 
Toadman005 said:
Hi, sluts. Listen here, nerds...as none of you know me, allow me to introduce myself- my name is Toad. I’m an Alabama fan. Not to brag, but, I’m sort of a well known member. I spent years posting on a message board forum where I gained renown and made many legit friends before I was unjustly banned. Fucked up, I know. I miss StarTrek.com but, fuck, life goes on.

So listen up you slags and bags. I offer you these terms plainly and fairly... bend the knee to the one true king Stannis, or be destroyed.
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