The new and improved first ever night shift thread

[AlaskaGuy]

Good on Rod Stewart. He's gotta be older than dirt by now and he's still banging out the youngins.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1708575147630678420

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Good on Rod Stewart. He's gotta be older than dirt by now and he's still banging out the youngins.

Ya know, I had a tall chick say in college "Height dont matter in bed."

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Ya know, I had a tall chick say in college "Height dont matter in bed."

But those nips <3

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Tennessee teacher busted for sex with 12-year-old claims she’s pregnant: ‘I’m going to raise this baby’

Alissa McCommon had her bail revoked and was jailed after she allegedly communicated with her victim, who was 12 when they had sex, to tell the boy she’s pregnant with his child.

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Teacher placed on leave over OnlyFans page has resigned to focus on porn: ‘Just ready for peace’

Brianna Coppage, a 28-year-old Missouri teacher who was placed on leave after administrators found out she and her husband were running an OnlyFans page, has decided to resign and devote all her ti…

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

 

[AlaskaGuy]

This guy had some lofty goals although personally I would have went for a midget hooker.

Married man allegedly tried to hire prostitute for threesome with miniature horse

“Last two gals I asked said it was noticeably outside their comfort zone,” Jad Shipman allegedly wrote to an escort, according to the affidavit.

nypost.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Teacher, 24, allegedly sent nude photos to student, 16, propositioned him for sex

A 24-year-old Missouri teacher allegedly exchanged nude images with a 16-year-old student — and even asked him to her home to have sex while her husband was away.

nypost.com

 

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Teacher, 24, allegedly sent nude photos to student, 16, propositioned him for sex

A 24-year-old Missouri teacher allegedly exchanged nude images with a 16-year-old student — and even asked him to her home to have sex while her husband was away.

nypost.com

And the dumb ass kid had to brag about it...

 

[Hard2Bluff]

And the dumb ass kid had to brag about it...

Future photo of said student:

 

[AlaskaGuy]

And the dumb ass kid had to brag about it...

Kid has to be an idiot.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

Kid has to be an idiot.

At 16 my whole goal in life was to get laid (mission accomplished).

 

[TechRaiderRider]

anybody member this one?

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1718296610818388238

 

[AlaskaGuy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1719481668023504931

 

[Hard2Bluff]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1719481668023504931

She had to have put it in his beer. The Grinch stole his Christmas early.

 

[Hard2Bluff]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1719481668023504931

$30M Inheritance That Led to Man’s Fatal Poisoning Was a ‘Scam’: Report

Minot Police DepartmentA North Dakota woman is accused of fatally poisoning her boyfriend with antifreeze in what may have been a plot to snatch part of $30 million he believed he had been left by a relative—but the man’s son says that the couple were both tricked by a stranger, and that there...

news.yahoo.com

 

[AlaskaGuy]