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Good morning everyone. Yesterday afternoon turned out to be a good day, once I learned what day it was. BTW, I got a call in the middle of the night last night that I am hoping was from one of y'all. I mean I was sound asleep when the phone woke me up at 8:15 :ROFLMAO: ... the struggle was real. Guys, I sleep scattered: glasses and hearing aids on my desk, back and knee braces on the dresser, teeth on the nightstand. Hell, sometimes my wife sleeps in the floor by the dresser to be close to most of me ...

When I was able to answer the phone I heard, "just drinking a few and calling people at random", okay, no problem we do the same and generally it is really fun for all involved. I was almost at my desk when my pinky toe found the desk leg. I hung up immediately and didn't answer the return call because I was still standing on that toe with my other foot and cussing. I have to call them back today and apologize for hanging up but that was far better than letting someone witness my manly reactions to a stubbed toe.
 
batchaps4me said:
. I was almost at my desk when my pinky toe found the desk leg. I hung up immediately and didn't answer the return call because I was still standing on that toe with my other foot and cussing. I have to call them back today and apologize for hanging up but that was far better than letting someone witness my manly reactions to a stubbed toe.
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Reminds me of when I once kicked the bottom of my desk with my big toe and cussed a blue streak for about three minutes... I could hear my five year old grandson in the living room yell to my daughter in the kitchen "Mom! Did you hear grandpa?!" to which she replied "Son, I've been listening to that since I was two".

Not my best day but damn it hurt and my toe turned black for about a week.
 
Tenncock said:
Reminds me of when I once kicked the bottom of my desk with my big toe and cussed a blue streak for about three minutes... I could hear my five year old grandson in the living room yell to my daughter in the kitchen "Mom! Did you hear grandpa?!" to which she replied "Son, I've been listening to that since I was two".

Not my best day but damn it hurt and my toe turned black for about a week.
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I honestly believe that when judgement day arrives and my life, every thought and deed, are laid out before the heavens and earth that it will be to the Benny Hill Show's music.
 
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I actually have the coffee ready to go before I go to bed to shelter me from this possibility.
 
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