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Turned 'em into good snakes... :) ...

There are only two kinds of snakes ... rattleheaded coppermouths and dead. I stepped on the middle part of a green snake while weedeating at my mother in laws'. Apparently my fat ass hurt him because both his head and tail hit opposite sides of my leg. Incidentally, this was the first indication to me that a snake was there. I like to think that evening, a green snake was telling his buddy over a beer, "SO I knocked the shit out of him. Seriously, what gets that smell off, tomato juice maybe?"
 
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