The new and improved Good Morning thread!

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Good morning to all involved.

 

[Bama Believer]

Good Morning,,, It's Saturday

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good morning everyone! Slept in a little today!

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

 

[ALADAMYA]

 

[Tenn"cock]

 

[Copejunkie]

Iowa beat penn st. In wrestling last night. I'm happy. Good morning

 

[batchaps4me]

Good morning everyone! Going to spend most of the day visiting my mother in law.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Good morning everyone! Going to spend most of the day visiting my mother in law.

Do you need me to rescue you with a fake emergency you have to take care of?

 

[iesheepdog]

Good morning crew.

 

[iesheepdog]

Iowa beat penn st. In wrestling last night. I'm happy. Good morning

Excellent, great way to end the week and start the weekend for you.

 

[batchaps4me]

Do you need me to rescue you with a fake emergency you have to take care of?

Let's please keep that card in the deck until I have to take her back to the gynecologist. Then shoot me.

 

[OldDevilDawg]

Let's please keep that card in the deck until I have to take her back to the gynecologist. Then shoot me.

I'll help you hide the body.

 

[batchaps4me]

I'll help you hide the body.

My wife has already picked out the spot … never dig the hole with a body in the trunk, you might hit rocks and have to find another spot.

 

[Bama Believer]

I'll help you hide the body.

Ok, im in,,, we need 3 people,, (2 would work) I'll drive,, we'll get on I-20 around 2am between Oxford and Heflin,, when there are no cars to see us,, I'll pull over and let you and Bats and the body out,,, yall dig a hole and bury her in the woods of the median between the east and west bound lanes... Nobody goes in there,,, ever.. Then I'll pick you up on the other side

 

[tinp]

I'm cornfused, are we killing batchaps....his mother-n-law....or both?

 

[batchaps4me]

I'm cornfused, are we killing batchaps....his mother-n-law....or both?

Either way, a whole lot of problems are solved so I am in. Y'all can work out the details later!

 

[OkSooner]

This is my fourth or sixth cup of coffee. I can’t remember

 

[OldDevilDawg]

This is my fourth or sixth cup of coffee. I can’t remember

If I drank that much coffee, I'd be a nervous wreck. But then, my "cup" is a 32 oz BK Styrofoam type. 2 cups is a whole pot.

 

[OkSooner]

If I drank that much coffee, I'd be a nervous wreck. But then, my "cup" is a 32 oz BK Styrofoam type. 2 cups is a whole pot.

Yeah I drink too much coffee some days but it’s warm so it keeps me warm on cold days.