The new and improved Good Morning thread!

[oldyarddog]

Good morning crew

 

[Copejunkie]

Well it's raining here so won't be any harvest today. Got alot of cattle work to do, need a haircut as well.

 

[CowpokeU]

This is the last day of the last week of decent weather before a solid week of snowy bullshit.

Cheers boys. Also, happy whatever the fuck you wanna call this day. Only think that actually happens is I don't get to go to the post office today

 

[RazzlDazzl]

This is the last day of the last week of decent weather before a solid week of snowy bullshit.

Cheers boys. Also, happy whatever the fuck you wanna call this day. Only think that actually happens is I don't get to go to the post office today

I bet they'll let you in if you wear the bunny suit.

 

[CowpokeU]

I bet they'll let you in if you wear the bunny suit.

If Mr Barbara is there, she will let me in.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Well it's raining here so won't be any harvest today. Got alot of cattle work to do, need a haircut as well.

We got 15" in two days and still have nearly two months before hurricane season is over.

I'm blessed to live on high ground.

Good morning folks.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

If Mr Barbara is there, she will let me in.

Make sure to use the proper pronouns and carry your stick.

 

[CowpokeU]

We got 15" in two days and still have nearly two months before hurricane season is over.

I'm blessed to live on high ground.

Good morning folks.

High ground where I live suuucks in the winter time. You are lucky

 

[CowpokeU]

Make sure to use the proper pronouns and carry your stick.

I don't even know how to "properly" interact with other members of society anymore so I always have to carry a stick lol

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I don't even know how to "properly" interact with other members of society anymore so I always have to carry a stick lol

Walking up to a bar with a bunch of “two-stoolers “, with an ear of corn tied to a string hanging out of your zipper yelling “ woo pig sooey “ is frowned upon. Trust me on this one…

 

[batchaps4me]

Walking up to a bar with a bunch of “two-stoolers “, with an ear of corn tied to a string hanging out of your zipper yelling “ woo pig sooey “ is frowned upon. Trust me on this one…

Thanks for the heads up, I will try to change my behavior.

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

Thanks for the heads up, I will try to change my behavior.

In my defense, there was copious amounts of alcohol involved. Besides, how in the hell was I supposed to know that one of them was the bouncers sister!

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I don't even know how to "properly" interact with other members of society anymore so I always have to carry a stick lol

I opened the door for a woman at the gas station the other day and she scoffed then said, What, you don't think I can do it myself? You are part of the problem!

Betting she's not from around here, single, and childless.

 

[CowpokeU]

Walking up to a bar with a bunch of “two-stoolers “, with an ear of corn tied to a string hanging out of your zipper yelling “ woo pig sooey “ is frowned upon. Trust me on this one…

I really want to try this now

 

[RTR...USN (ret)]

I really want to try this now

It’s called “hog calling”… let us know how it goes

 

[batchaps4me]

I really want to try this now

As a two stooler, take my advice and be careful ...















Just sayin $5 is $5.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I really want to try this now

I'd be afraid of what else they might gnaw off.

 

[CowpokeU]

I'd be afraid of what else they might gnaw off.

I just am scared of the mythic Three Stool big lonely girl chasing me down harder than the man who got away.

Am having much doubt and reconsideration

 

[RazzlDazzl]

I just am scared of the mythic Three Stool big lonely girl chasing me down harder than the man who got away.

Am having much doubt and reconsideration

Leave the grocery store on one of the electric carts. I can modify one to make it much faster.

We can hang the corn off the rear and make the most epic Energizer Bunny commercial of all time.

 

[Bama Believer]

I just am scared of the mythic Three Stool big lonely girl chasing me down harder than the man who got away.

Am having much doubt and reconsideration