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Morning all. First bball game of the season tonight for my 2 girls in highschool. I have a feeling it's going to be a long season. For some reason our school has not been blessed with tall girls. The tallest on my girls team this year is probably only 5'8". She will be playing against some legitimate 6 ft girls in some games.
 
Good morning folks and good morning 'Merica!


I went next door to load up my ground blinds, tripods, and cameras for hunting season and found some peckerhead with both hands in the bed of the truck.

I called the law then held the guy with my pew pew until they showed up. The cops were here quick and said, Thanks for not shooting him, that's more paperwork than I want to deal with this early.

Y'all have a great day.
 
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